McCoist holds talks with Sean Maloney!
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One of McCoist's garden gnomes is off on his holidays and McCoist wants Maloney to stand in for him while he's away. 
One of McCoist's garden gnomes is off on his holidays and McCoist wants Maloney to stand in for him while he's away.
Prick would still get injured!
Sean/Shaun - it reads the same. 
I would edit the title but I can't seem to find an option for it.
I would edit the title but I can't seem to find an option for it.
I saw a porn movie a couple of weeks ago where this short Scottish guy goes round to his mates house. His friend isn't in so he ends up banging his mate's mum in the kitchen. The guy is the spitting image of Maloney. I'll post a link if I come across it again (no pun intended).
Imagine reaching the point of exit and who's face is on the screen at the time - Shaun Maloney!
That's horrible.
That reminds me of the "Pornalikes" section in some lads mag like FHM or something years ago. I fondly remember the Carol Vorderman-alike. I really should dig that one out.