Woke up to see ...ITS DERBY DAY..plastered all over the news. Great I thought, this time we can win, this time we can gloat, this is our time. Then read on to find its all about horses running and an old queen watching, anyone know the old queens name?
My source (the wife) has confirmed my sauce is quite thick and rich but my source has also pointed out that most other people's sauces are thin and watery. I wanted to ask how she knew this but I don't think I'd like the answer so I didn't ask, at some point I will ask but not until I'm drunk or about to get a divorce.
I had that conversation with my first wife, she said that xxxx had far nicer sauce, we divorced soon after.
My source has confimed that Elton John is an old queen, and has sampled more varieties of source than heinz, and is always on the hunt for a new tasty source, and isn't bothered if its a rich source, and is wide open for the intake of a large dose of young source.
That will be why his skin is always gleaming, a massive intake of essential vitamins and minerals will do that to you.
I dunno why, but every time I hear that song it takes me back to when we lifted the division 1 trophy and I get goose bumps as I remember the atmosphere in the stadium and the feeling of pure joy. Christ, how long till we get to hear that song pumping out of the SOL speakers as we lift a trophy again?
It's just like hunting, if you set the trap they will come crawling out of their dark holes, eyes screwed up because of the unaccustomed glare of the sun and giggling to themselves as they try and type a witty retort (which fails) and then get destroyed by the genius put downs of our resident mag wum destroyer Roger.
The aussies have a beer `Castlemain` XXXX. Thats coz they cant spell,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,PISS. MY spelling is also ****e,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, now shower and football club, feel ok now.
