Friday night at the Coed.

Of all the famous men who ever lived, the one I would most like to have been was Socrates. Not just because he was a great thinker, because I have been known to have some profound thoughts myself, although mine invariably revolve around an American actress and some handcuffs

 

I thought Socrates played for Brazil.

 

Yesterday was National Orgasm Day.

Today is Clear Browser History Day.

Just saying like

Socrates was a chain smoker and a qualified doctor too.

 

I know, and was one of the best players for Brazil.

 

What did Socrates think of orgasms?

 

Overrated

 

He thought they were a scream

 

He should have spent less time thinking then

 

Anyway lads, who cares

 

Pint of mounted moose please

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Where is everyone? I'm guessing upsetting the rabble to the East

 

I can't go there! So I'll have a pint of your finest Anal Leakage please

 

Having a break from those idiots for a day, time to celebrate my award so a pint of your finest cider, a couple of sambuca's and whatever Poshminx is drinking

 

Seeing as Never isn't hear, everything tonight is free. Here you are KDA, help yourself before Dilli finds out it's a free bar

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Woohoo lets get wasted, better have some top shelf stuff before Dilli finds out then

 

I'll have Sex on the Beach

 

Here you go

 

I can't be bothered to talk to those berks any longer. They've got more fairy stories than Hans Christian Anderson.

Give me beer and lots of it

 

Canas is in the building. What would you like to drink mikra?