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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 23, 2013.

  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    This lunch(dinner) time, I had 3 pints of cider. On the way back to the bus when I finished at 5, I had another pint of the same. Then I texted my wife and told her the bus hadn't turned up (which it had), and had a pint of 1664 and 2 double vodkas.

    Do I have a problem? Please bear in mind that all drinks were purchased on some kind of 'earlybird' offer, so it's not like I'm pissing loads of money away. But obviously secret drinking is a bit weird. And I do feel sick now :(
     
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  2. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Didn't you get back together on the condition you didn't drink <laugh>
     
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  3. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    You're gonna be out on your ass again, Jip <laugh>
     
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  4. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Seriously Jip I have the answer to your problems. Take your misses out and get her totally ****ing wasted (wines the best option) so she makes an utter **** of herself, gets into a few rows, pukes up and generally make herself look a right ****.

    She will never have grounds to moan about you drinking again<ok>
     
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  5. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    As long as you don`t get fired or kicked out then it`s fine....... If i lived in the North i would probably want to be pissed all the time to take the edge off the despair & poverty .
     
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  6. gas

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    <laugh>.
     
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  7. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    You kontcha!!
     
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  8. Cruyff's Turn

    Cruyff's Turn Well-Known Member

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    I quite like T'North
     
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  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    And I've got away with it... she believed the late story and was conned by the chewing gum. I feel like Patrick Bateman at the end of American Psycho.
     
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  10. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Aye.

    So you think.
     
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  11. BrAdY

    BrAdY Well-Known Member

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    You have a problem

    <laugh>
     
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  12. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    you're only kidding yourself fatso.
     
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  13. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Whereas in London I'd have to stay sober and keep my wits about me. Or risk being stabbed and gang-raped by Somalians.
     
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  14. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    You should be fine they don't usually **** white overweight gingers<whistle>
     
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    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Here we go again <laugh> I get the impression, by your own admission to be fair, that you can be a bit of a pratt when you have a few bevies. You really have to stop that because secret or not it's going to come and bite you on the bum at some time. This way is worse in my opinion as you're loading in as many as you can before you go home.
    Regardless I genuinely hope it works itself out for you <ok>
     
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  16. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    They made an exception for me *cough* I mean my friend :bandit:
     
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  17. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Why the **** do we have an alcoholic as moderator? <grr>

    Am proper beelin' at this!

    <divorced&drunk>
     
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  18. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Do you wanna fight? <grr>

    Seriously, yes, you're right. I'm only a dick when I'm absolutely bladdered. Otherwise I'm an entertaining and affable drunk. But I'll get found out sooner or later.
     
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    You'll find a way my friend - getting a job where you're working away 12 days at a time helps!
     
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  20. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Per week?
     
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