Predictions

Where will QPR finish: 9th
Will HR be manager at the end of the season: No
Top Scorer: Andy Johnson
Highlight of season: Away victory at top six prem club in Fa cup.
Certainty: 1. Jermaine Defoe will not be signing on a Thursday.
2: Jamie Mackie will run around a lot.

What do you reckon?

 

Finish - 6th
HR still there at end of season
Top scorer - Hooper
Highlight- Beat Chelsea in League Cup final
Certainty - Richard Dunne breaks record for own goals

 

On current squad -

Finish - 13th
Harry gone by November
Top scorer - Zamora 10
Highlight - We win at Yeovil
Certainty - Harry will say we were 'trific' when we weren't...

 

Finish - 22nd
Harry gone by xmas
Top scorer - opposition OGs
Highlight - we score our 1st goal in January
Certainty - We will sign more old cloggers.

 

What? But it's a done deal!

 

Finish 4th - lose in the playoff final.
Harry gone as soon as a decent offer comes his way.
Mclaren to take over, does no better. All that is achieved this year is a clear out of dusty old stuff from the loft. (By which I mean players we don't want/need, not fans from the upper loft!)

 

i'll wait till squad is assemble'd first.

 

You truly live in a kind of hell where everything is a nightmare

 

This wouldnt be so bad..

 

I'm presuming there's another Zamora out there then? Ours won't score 10!!

 

Where will QPR finish: Top six, but miss out in play-offs
Will HR be manager at the end of the season: Yes
Top Scorer: Remy
Highlight of season: Thicker hoops
Certainty: 1. Defeat will be snatched from the jaws of victory on a number of occasions
2: Steve McClaren will have funny hair (f'sure)

 

I dont live in Hell, Portsmouth is 20 mins down the road! Everything about QPR is pure hell at the moment though.