****in Mickey Bastard

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Rocket

Rocket

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Was just watchin the Arsenal game there when the door went. Couldny believe ma ****in eyes when I looked out and this ****s stonnin there wearin a sellik tap.


"Ironin"... he says.

Am like <grr> <grr> <grr>

Wife rushes through fae the kitchen...

"Oh Hi Michael, you're late tonight, don't mind Jim, here's the ironing"

Is it just ****in me? <grr> <grr>

What is it with these pricks? Can you imagine me down at the showroom trying to sell cars wearing my Gers top?

I've already sacked the paper boy and chased the **** fae the Madarse Cottage for comin tae ma door wi the green n grey. <grr>

Mrs Rocket says am livin in the dark ages but these ****s should know better........ Then again, they're ****in tims.

And just for the record, Michael's history. <ok>
 
Aye the ironing man! <laugh>

I think young michaels banging mrs rocket - in his celtic top - in yer bed ye auld ****
 
Now remember Michael, if he ever answers the door just make something up...like your here to collect the ironing, he'll never suspect a thing especially if you wear your celtic top. He'll be to busy getting upset about your top to even realise that your banging me aw wyse any chance you get <laugh>

That creases me up <laugh>
 
<laugh> mrs rocket is getting all her wrinkles shaken out, as he ****s her violently from behind while covering that picture of the queen you have over your bed with his skid marked celtic y-fronts.


<toofar>
 
**** sake! Give me strength. <doh>

She's just said if he was wearing a Rangers Top it wouldn't have bothered me. <doh> <steam> <doh>

Only a woman could say something that stupid.

OF COURSE IT WOULDN'T HAVE BOTHERED ME YOU STUPID COW.......AM A ****IN RANGERS SUPPORTER!!!

She's on the phone to her sister now, telling her how rude I was to the Ironing Man and what a **** I am.

Av telt the lazy bastard that from now on she'll be doing the ironing.......

A wear the ****in troosers in ma hoose. <ok>
 
Rocket said:
**** sake! Give me strength. <doh>

She's just said if he was wearing a Rangers Top it wouldn't have bothered me. <doh> <steam> <doh>

Only a woman could say something that stupid.

OF COURSE IT WOULDN'T HAVE BOTHERED ME YOU STUPID COW.......AM A ****IN RANGERS SUPPORTER!!!

She's on the phone to her sister now, telling her how rude I was to the Ironing Man and what a **** I am.

Av telt the lazy bastard that from now on she'll be doing the ironing.......

A wear the ****in troosers in ma hoose. <ok>
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aye, the ****in un-ironed troosers, fae noo oan <laugh>
 
<laugh>
i would be pissed off if someone came to my house trying to conduct business wearing any football top. it looks like **** and no adult should wear a football top in public unless they are going to or coming back from watching or playing football.
 
fair enough she's shaggin the ironing guy but theres no need for you to jam ur knob in the trouser press just to get back at her <ok>

<flatknob>
 
fair enough she's shaggin the ironing guy but theres no need for you to jam ur knob in the trouser press just to get back at her

<flatknob>
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<laugh> <laugh> <laugh>

Nice one Nev, had me laughing out loud. The regional manager came out his office to see what I was laughing at. Thank **** he thought it was funny as **** too.
 
VenomPD said:
<laugh> <laugh> <laugh>

Nice one Nev, had me laughing out loud. The regional manager came out his office to see what I was laughing at. Thank **** he thought it was funny as **** too.
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**** sake has this forum become the venom-nev mutual appreciation society? When's the civil partnership happening?
 
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