Beefy's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

Tried to buy a mobile phone from Tescos 3 times now but they can't process my order. Surely there must be a phone salesperson who can take my money? Beefy??

 

Would you like phone insurance?

 

I waved goodbye to my Golf Gti today. A sad moment.

But on the bright side, I'm getting an M5!! 06 plates, about 80k on the clock. Goes like a stabbed rat, and has plenty of space for baby stuff.

No people carrier for me, thank god.

 

Is your card nearing its final days or are you trying to pay cash..?

 

That's a bright side is it? All BMW drivers I've come across are complete dickheads.

 

I'll make an exception for those with an M series car.

 

.........and as far as I'm concerned that is far politer than anything I would say about them.

 

I was under the impression that Audi drivers were the new 'BMW Dickheads'?

 

In my experience, BMW drivers don't seem to want to lose the title.

 

I was under the impression that it's wrong to generalise about people based on something so trivial as what car they drive.

Having said that, all Subaru Impreza drivers are dickheads.

 

You lucky lucky Bastard !

Is it Silverstone ?

 

.........and as far as I'm concerned that is far politer than anything I would say about them.

 

I had a few Golf GTI's. my favourite was the bright yellow colour concept with matching leather interior trim!! Oh yes, I was mid-20s and a brand new company pimp mobile!!!

 

Are we allowed to make certain judgement calls about a souped-up Vauxhall Nova with bodykit, traffic cone exhaust and tinted windows, wound down to 'enlighten' everyone else of their musical choices. Loud........


Or would that make me a snob?

 

[video=youtube;QeDm2PrNV1I]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QeDm2PrNV1I[/video]

The kid is twelve!!!

 

I make judgement calls about people who drive 4x4s in town...they can't drive for a start. Was hit by two within a month a couple of years back...both backed into me, one whilst I was stationary.

 

Impressive

 

He was very impressive...not just spouting what he'd heard. he understood the issues. Sadly, he could be killed for that in some Islamist countries.

 

I hope it isn't a hoax. If that is entirely genuine, then that kid needs to stay alive and make sure his voice is heard above the noise. There's an awful lot of common sense in his words and his logical reasoning is crystal clear. He displays a sage mentality yet is only 12. Yep, he's very impressive.

 

Thankfully the people in Egypt who would disapprove of this kid are a small minority nowadays. He could play a big part in leading the Middle East into the 21st century.