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Jonno Ackworths Big Thread Of Dung

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by jonathan acworth 71, Jul 3, 2013.

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  1. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    It was Celtic Fairies who had come to ensure that the great representative of the Celtic Nations, Andy Murray, achieved victory on behalf of our Celtic peoples.

    Up the ra.

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    Mick, Jul 8, 2013
  2. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

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    yer a complete headbin jonny you know that right
     
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    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction, Jul 8, 2013
  3. Brian Storm

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    Ha ha! Funniest comment of the day for me. Behave fella.
     
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  4. Otto Flayshow

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    Mysterious orbs on Centre Court, you say?

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    Shurely shome mishtake?
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jul 8, 2013
  5. stopmeandslapme

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    Found you a picture of the orb jonny, it's got an ethereal greenish glow:
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    stopmeandslapme, Jul 8, 2013
  6. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Did this orb carry the mysterious mark of the slazenger ?
     
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    rogueleader, Jul 8, 2013
  7. Archers Road

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    Time for your medication Jonno.
     
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    Archers Road, Jul 8, 2013
  8. Rick O'Shea

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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Naw. We don't.

    And to answer your point; av no been whoring maself anywhere. Am just popular :grin:

    Gambol. Everybody's favrit. :grin:
     
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    Gambol, Jul 8, 2013
  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I widny call a sportsman a hero no matter how great their achievement.

    But a few great Scottish sportsmen spring to mind.

    For starters: Jim Clarke, Jacky Stewart, Jim Watt - all excelled in their fields.

    I was gonny mention a couple of Scottish footballers but the thought, nah, whit the **** am I doing.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 8, 2013

  11. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Rowdy Roddy Piper
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jul 8, 2013
  12. Jamrag

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    Feck the group stage. We'll be lucky to get out alive!!!

    yacontcha!
     
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    Jamrag, Jul 8, 2013
  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 8, 2013
  14. Jamrag

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    Chris Hoy is a fine Brit :)
     
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    This thread is a topper <laugh>
     
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  16. Mind The Duck

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  17. The Raging Oxter

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    Oooh, they sat in a metal box on wheels going round and round in circles. Whoopee-****ing-doo!
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 8, 2013
  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    So you won't think much of Chris Hoy either then?
     
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    Gambol, Jul 8, 2013
  19. The Raging Oxter

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    Aye, because he's a genuine athlete with talent who had to put in thousands of hours of practice and training. He literally trained until he puked then got back on the practice bike.

    That's a genuine sportsman <ok>
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 8, 2013
  20. Thomas The Cat

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    He's a posh twat, I wonder if he could do the same at a sport that poor weans can participate in too!

    Hoy = ****!
     
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    Thomas The Cat, Jul 8, 2013
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