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O/T Most creative way to open a bottle of beer?

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  1. Party Hull!

    Party Hull! Well-Known Member

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    I saw Sticky Vicky about 7 years ago in Benidorm.

    There was a 'lesbian show' on afterwards, but my girlfriend at the time refused to let me watch that one.

    I am afraid to say that I believe she DOES have a bottle opener in her fadge, it's just a fact.

    It wasn't a show I enjoyed, more that I endured.
     
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  2. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC Well-Known Member

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    Pilsner Urquell, Becks, Leffe Blonde......all do big bottles, chaps.
     
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  3. andy payton's mullet

    andy payton's mullet Well-Known Member

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    Becks is the work of the devil Stan. Come on, you know that
     
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  4. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC Well-Known Member

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    Not the 'and Posh' variety......:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  5. Amin Arrears

    Amin Arrears Well-Known Member

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    You can get big bottles of Stella and peroni too, at 3 for £5, but at the supermarket you can get a box of 18 "little" 330ml bottles for £6.66 recurring when bought in bulk.

    You do the maths.

    If its that essential to look like super beer man, just get one of those giant 2 pint pitchers that says "top dad" on it and pour 4 bottles of girls beer into it.
     
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  6. AKCJ

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    What the ****?

    How did she even realise she could do that?

    EDIT: now i've had a moment to recover, she's obviously got a bottle opener jammed in her cockpit.
     
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  7. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Amen to that. Becks is like Stella for people on benefits. Awful stuff.
     
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  8. BrAdY

    BrAdY Well-Known Member

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    WHAT the **** did i just see <laugh>
     
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  9. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC Well-Known Member

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    ....I never drink it, by the way. Urquell, Leffe, Budvar Budweiser (Czech), Hoegarden.

    Or salt-of-the-earth British beers.
     
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  10. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    I remember drinking some Leffe Neuf while on a business trip to Brussels. I didn't realise the significance of the "neuf" til too late, and when I tried to get off the bar stool to go to bed, my legs appeared to have been stolen...
     
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  11. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC Well-Known Member

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    I can well imagine it, HC. Them Belgians, eh?
     
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  12. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Was a fab 2 weeks tbh, lovely city that, and the dutch speaking Belgians are awesome.
     
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  13. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC Well-Known Member

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    De Vlaams....

    I love the Dutch too - ace folks and such a sensible country.
     
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  14. Amin Arrears

    Amin Arrears Well-Known Member

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    Happy Clapper suck my balls.
     
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  15. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Get back to me if you ever find them.
     
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  16. HHH

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    I Won't accept that. I still believe in sticky vickys magic fanny. You can't light a bulb with a comedy homer simpson bottle opener. Are you claiming she has some kind of swiss army fadge?
     
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  17. Amin Arrears

    Amin Arrears Well-Known Member

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    Found them long ago. They are of decent size and hairy (they were once bald as a coot, at the mrs' request, but the 2 unavoidable and highly irritating cuts to the wrinkled skin prevent a reoccurrence) and chocolate and salty and good for you.

    Now suck on my balls.
     
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  18. Is Vic there?

    Is Vic there? Top Tipster

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    Is it true that her daughter has taken over the baton now and is the headline Artist ?

    I once had a pair of Flip Flops with a bottle opener on the sole. Came in handy now and again.
     
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  19. hawkmoonfy2

    hawkmoonfy2 Well-Known Member

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    rep Nah all booze is the work of a brewer but if they are agents of the devil mmm might be a different story.
     
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  20. HHH

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    Her daughter is sexy Barbra. Did her own thing last time I went. A much more sexual kind of show. Gave my mate a good dry humping. This was all about 15 years ago mind.
     
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