Beefy's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

[TheSecondStain]

I tried watching as exploding tyres sounded really exciting, but I fell asleep.

When I used to follow F1, several years back, that's exactly what used to happen to me during every race, so I reluctantly stopped watching. As soon as I put distance between myself and the sport I was able to realise how fundamentally boring I actually found it.

 

[(Conor)]

Nico Rosberg has been called to the stewards after apparently failing to slow for yellow flags/safety car. This is punishable by a drive-thru penalty under normal race circumstances...

 

[TheSecondStain]

Nico Rosberg has been called to the stewards after apparently failing to slow for yellow flags/safety car. This is punishable by a drive-thru penalty under normal race circumstances...

I think a spanked bottom would serve better seeing as the race is over.

 

[tomw24]

Nico Rosberg has been called to the stewards after apparently failing to slow for yellow flags/safety car. This is punishable by a drive-thru penalty under normal race circumstances...

He'll get an x second penalty if found to be true.

 

[(Conor)]

He'll get an x second penalty if found to be true.

In lieu of a drive-thru, they usually award a 20 second penalty for anything awarded once the race has finished.

 

[PompeyLapras]

So no-on's played age of chivalry then?

 

[(Conor)]

Initial reports suggest it's only a reprimand for Rosberg. He therefore keeps his victory.

 

[PompeyLapras]

Bloody hell, Chivalry: Medieval Warfare (got the name wrong) is an 8 gig download. That's actually ridiculous.

 

[Beef]

****... put factor 50 on but forgot to put it on my hands and neck. Now I'm sunburnt to **** just on my neck and hands.

 

[Joe!]

****... put factor 50 on but forgot to put it on my hands and neck. Now I'm sunburnt to **** just on my neck and hands.

Well that's easy to solve: tomorrow put factor 50 on only your hands and neck, and get back out there!

 

[tomw24]

New Top Gear.

 

[PompeyLapras]

Well that's easy to solve: tomorrow put factor 50 on only your hands and neck, and get back out there!

That sounds very much like the plot to an episode of Friends.

 

[Saints_Alive]

That sounds very much like the plot to an episode of Friends.

Yeah, he could put a turkey over his head and roast it at the same time!

 

[SAINTDON13]

I tried watching as exploding tyres sounded really exciting, but I fell asleep.

Tyred out you would say?

 

[OddRiverOakWizards]

Why does Suffolk have to f's and Norfolk only one?!

 

[fran-MLs little camera]

Words just mean North folk and South folk...no idea why only one f in Norfolk...aesthetics??

 

[PompeyLapras]

So Chivalry: Medieval Warfare seems quite good, but is a bit laggy. Not sure if it's Virgin Media being crap or my computer not being high enough specs, hopefully it's just the former, otherwise I've wasted £6.

 

[fatletiss]

Why does Suffolk have to f's and Norfolk only one?!

Norwich fans would say "One F in Norfolk, there's only one F in Norfolk"

 

[PompeyLapras]

So it's lagging less now, but I'm still useless. However I think it's probably because I'm using a touchpad. FPS and touchpads do not mix at all.

 

[Joe!]

B-Spec mode on GT5 is very odd. You create a new driver and he drives for you while you bark instructions at him. It's pretty dull, but it does mean I can play PS3 and browse Not606/Reddit at the same time, so in a way I'm living the dream.