ACS - Did you know that your town (I think it's your town) has a claim to fame? and it's nothing 'dodgy' either
It wasn't me, well not entirely me. Got a split tooth at the back and it's hurting like hell. Even hurts when I take a draw on a ***. Drinking anything hurts
The very first Salvation Army Band was formed there. The Fry family formed it. There's your most useless factoid for the day.
Deffo mate. Just ask for strong cocodamol (codeine) and tell them you have bad toothache. Don't overdo it though as its addictive. I've had an odd day too... Woke up with blood all over me from a random nosebleed.