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A lassie I know just moved to Nottingham not long ago.

She's a right wee dirty.

Got a bairn though :bandit:

One of my best mates moved up there a couple of years back to do his PHD. He lives with 2 lesbians (not nice ones though :() but he's mentioned the unlimited amount of average fanny available.

Will see how things go :bandit:
 
One of my best mates moved up there a couple of years back to do his PHD. He lives with 2 lesbians (not nice ones though :() but he's mentioned the unlimited amount of average fanny available.

Will see how things go :bandit:

Average is fine without any pints.

After about 8 pints average turns into a worldie <ok>
 
One of my best mates moved up there a couple of years back to do his PHD. He lives with 2 lesbians (not nice ones though :() but he's mentioned the unlimited amount of average fanny available.

Will see how things go :bandit:

Actual real lesbians are not the hot totty pornographic movies have led us to believe. We've been lied to. <grr>

Also, whan a neighbour asks you in to fix her wireless router it turns out that's not in invitation to sex. Luckily, she didn't press charges and moved away a short time after.

So, be careful. Porn movies are not a real reflection of how real wimmin behave. I can't stress that enough.
 
Actual real lesbians are not the hot totty pornographic movies have led us to believe. We've been lied to.

Also, whan a neighbour asks you in to fix her wireless router it turns out that's not in invitation to sex. Luckily, she didn't press charges and moved away a short time after.

So, be careful. Porn movies are not a real reflection of how real wimmin behave. I can't stress that enough.

I spotted two really attractive Lesbians when I was in Brighton last week. True story, swear.
 
Actual real lesbians are not the hot totty pornographic movies have led us to believe. We've been lied to. <grr>

Also, whan a neighbour asks you in to fix her wireless router it turns out that's not in invitation to sex. Luckily, she didn't press charges and moved away a short time after.

So, be careful. Porn movies are not a real reflection of how real wimmin behave. I can't stress that enough.

I had the very same problem when my mates ex-missus asked me round to fix a cat flap in her back door. I thought it was a euphemism, and was a bit nonplussed when I turned up and she asked me where my tools were.
 
So, be careful. Porn movies are not a real reflection of how real wimmin behave. I can't stress that enough.

Plumbers may now be trusted again then? Too many porn movies the plumber comes in with the ''Av 'erd you need summit fixed luv'' intro.

To be fair in all of them he did clear out the womens ****ter <ok>
 
Actual real lesbians are not the hot totty pornographic movies have led us to believe. We've been lied to. <grr>

Also, whan a neighbour asks you in to fix her wireless router it turns out that's not in invitation to sex. Luckily, she didn't press charges and moved away a short time after.

So, be careful. Porn movies are not a real reflection of how real wimmin behave. I can't stress that enough.

So my backup plan of being a pizza delivery guy to get laid lots and get loads of free pizza isn't going to work <yikes>

I need to rethink my life :(
 
A harmless 'Summer Holiday' thread hijacked and now we're discussing porn movies and attractive lesbians.

Once again thanks to the mucky mind of Gambol.

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