Did Keef Jackson write this? If so, much like Craig Whyte was a "billionaire", it'll turn out this guy is thick as **** and got cross-the-board Grade 6s in his standard grades.
I hivne got a fridge freezer ? Are you sure that's god your hearing and no the wee voice that normally tells you to batter grannies ?
Around about the same time as your brain then . Or maybe not . If your wee mon the spazzy thing is anything to go by your brain died a long long time ago . Are you Ceirans maw perchance ? You spelt intelligence wrang anaw by the way . #tinyinactivebraintina
your quote says he was raised by a devout catholic family, it doesn't mention his faith. I think you could be wrong twice in one post, of course, you'd never admit to that though, would you?