Beefy's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

So guys, in Fallout 3: Point Lookout, should I do what the scientist says (Professor Calvert) or the ghoul Desmond with regards to that disruptor jammer thingy? Not really had much contact with Professor Calbert to be able to tell, but he gives of hints of being a meglomaniac and Desmond seems alright even if he apparently doesn't suffer fools gladly.

 

Trouble with Balcombe is he takes wickets but gives away far too many runs!

 

I've done both, and there's not much difference in the end. The final part of the quest will be the same either way.

 

Never side with a ghoul.


Stinking zombie scum.

 

Anyone played the Bioshock games? Would they be alright for a coward like me to play?

 

FAO any cat Lovers BBC2 tonight 9 pm . Horizon - The secret life of the Cat .

 

FAO MR NICE - http://www.lta.org.uk/fans-major-ev...on-and-Kirsten-Flipkens-visit-SeaLife-Centre/

 

Which of the two is less of a dick?

Bioshock is good from what I can remember although the girls are quite creepy. Want to play it again but my cd drive doesn't work

 

The ghoul is less of a dick in this one.

 

Bioshock is brilliant, but a little easy. As far as games go, it's pretty creepy, but far from terrifying.

 

Thought so

 

Joke for the day .




DOG FOR SALE


A man sees a sign outside a house -
'Talking Dog For Sale .'
He rings the bell, the owner appears
And tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden.

The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.

"Do you really talk?" he asks the dog.
"Yes," the Labrador replies.
After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk,
The man asks, "So, tell me your story."


The Labrador looks up and says,
"Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.
I wanted to help the government, so I told the Secret Service.
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country
Sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders.
Because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping,
I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years."


"But the jetting around really tired me out,
And I knew I wasn't getting any younger
So I decided to settle down.
I signed up for a job at Heathrow Airport
To do some undercover security work,
Wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.
I uncovered some incredible dealings
And was awarded several medals.
I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired."

The man was amazed
He goes back into the house and asks the owner
How much he wants for the dog.

"Ten quid," the owner says.

"£10.....!!? But this dog is absolutely amazing!
Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?"

"Because he's a lying bastard,
He's never been out of the garden."

 

I'll have to give it a go. Another one to add to my "games I missed" bucket list.

 

Speaking of which, I started FF7. I haven't got very far, I just blew up the reactor at the beginning.

 

The new Bioshock isn't that good.

 

EA has said online passes are dead

 

Bopara's just gone mental! He's hit 3 sixes and 2 fours off the last over to take England to 293/7 from 50 overs. 28 off the last over!

 

Yep. Carnage. Been posting in a thread in the cricket section with Jasper.

 

Great work Ravinder my son! I really like the length of our batting with him in the side, means we have batting all the way down to 9 and legitimate batsmen down to 7. Just the balance of our top three that is the issue I think, three test match players at the top, classy players all three but just not an intimidating top three. Although to be fair Pietersen in the side would pretty much resolve that.

Now our bowlers have got to crack the holy trinity of Dilshan, Sangakarra and Jayawardene, and we're in the money.

 

293 is a great total, seeing how we collapsed a bit near the end.