What will happen first?

[latviandream]

Right, it's gotten pretty boring this off season melarky to be honest, so here's a question.....

What do we all think will happen first?

Winners will receive..... well nothing, but maybe a little bit of forum kudos! ;-)

 

[Saint Birdsnest]

Kit announcement methinks. Don't think a player going in or out will be done for at least another 2 weeks on the basis of Cortese's hard negotiating. I reckon the kit will be by the end of this week, just because a lot of other teams have already released them, including kits made by Adidas.

 

[St. Luigi Scrosoppi]

Where is the "none of these" option?

 

[Downthe36]

I don't reckon it'll be the 1st Team Player coming or going....things are too eerily quiet.

I think they'll announce a kit unveiling before they unveil the kit......so that's not a goer.

Suarez is dead to me.

We have run out of players who haven't retired to talk about on the Transfer Rumour Thread.

It's between the fixtures and the friendlies for me. I'm going for the fixtures

One of the options should have been lamballana's rep reaching 1 trillion.

 

[fran-MLs little camera]

Where's the option for our previously planned suicide mission to Mexico?

 

[latviandream]

Are you going for the world ending before a week today Godders?! Prem fixtures announced then even if nothing else happens.

 

[ThatThereSaintsFan]

Where's the option for flying pigs?

 

[Rich]

Where's the option for our previously planned suicide mission to Mexico?

Sombrero and tequila here we come!





(and bullets...)

 

[St. Luigi Scrosoppi]

Are you going for the world ending before a week today Godders?! Prem fixtures announced then even if nothing else happens.

For me a week today the world does end. I am being put into respite care for two weeks while the very lovely Mrs Godders goes on a cruise with her new found friend from the Women's Group she has recently joined.

 

[Downthe36]

For me a week today the world does end. I am being put into respite care for two weeks while the very lovely Mrs Godders goes on a cruise with her new found friend from the Women's Group she has recently joined.

Come to mine instead Godders, I've got beers in the fridge and a Sky Sports subscription.

 

[Joe!]

Come to mine instead Godders, I've got beers in the fridge and a Sky Sports subscription.

I have neither of those things, so might pop over.

 

[Schad]

Signing; already told you people, it's happening late tomorrow afternoon.

 

[Downthe36]

I have neither of those things, so might pop over.

It's going to turn into the not606 summer bbq!

 

[Joe!]

It's going to turn into the not606 summer bbq!

I'll be the one who drinks all the beer, makes a scene and passes out bollock-naked on the trampoline.

 

[Mikey]

Signing; already told you people, it's happening late tomorrow afternoon.

Is 'tomorrow afternoon' actually early August in Eskimo Canadian time?

 

[Schad]

Nope. Tomorrow tomorrow. All of my sources are saying so.

 

[fran-MLs little camera]

It's tomorrow...where's the signing. Got up early especially.

 

[milton archer]

not sure if it counts but missus was ironing my shirt this morning in preparation for my visit today to my dyslexia coach and singed the collar

(trust I don't have to spell it out)

 

[fran-MLs little camera]

So to get a singing, Nicola should press ahead and iron out any difficulties. Full steam ahead.

 

[St. Luigi Scrosoppi]

Come to mine instead Godders, I've got beers in the fridge and a Sky Sports subscription.

Could you pick me up about 11 am on Thursday? Perhaps you would be kind enough to drop the lovely Mrs Godders and her friend off at the Ocean Terminal at the same time. Can I bring my dog with me? He's not too big for an Alsatian but he does eat quite a lot. Talking of food I always have a cooked breakfast and I get grumpy if I don't have my lunch at twelve o'clock sharp. In the afternoon I like to watch all the quiz and antique shows on the telly and I like my supper at six thirty in the evening. I don't drink beer so perhaps you could lay on a selection of red wines, French preferably. I struggle a bit with the stairs so if you can put a bed down stairs for me that would be perfect. Also I like to listen to the wireless in the night so perhaps you can arrange for one to be put in my room. I am a little hard of hearing so I hope the volume at which I listen wont keep you awake. I will need some assistance with my ablutions. Can you fit a stool in the shower and some hand rails by the WC. I am looking forward to coming and I wont be any bother.