My favourite sketch, Russ is Basildon Bond and he's talking with Les Dennis, a secret agent! Bella is lurking behind some shrubs! Les:- "Careful, she could be a plant!" Russ, looking in her direction:= "She could be an allotment!"
My wife caught me watching porn: [video=youtube;O5KrYe2xj2A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5KrYe2xj2A[/video] I made a dash for the little 'x', but too late. It was bound to happen one day. I feel suitably guilty.