What a rollercoaster of a read that was. I hear Kristen Stewart is playing the restaurant in the film adaptation.
It was in France. I had not long turned 3 years old, I shimmied off my chair under the table, my mother poked her head under to see what I was doing and much to her amazement, found me squatting down and curling off a reeking diarrhoea that apparently looked identical to a lump of cottage cheese. On the basis of that, I can guess that It was not solid It did not hurt It was unexpected What I do remember, is that afterwards when the stench started to travel around the restaurant, the owner came over to find what it was. After discovering my cottage cheese, I vividly remember him calling me an "English pig" and slapping me so hard in the face he knocked two of my milk teeth out. We immediately returned to our accomodation and reported it to the French police. They came round, asked what happened, went to the restaurant then returned an hour or two later. The allegation that the owner had punched me was apparently "idiot nonsense as you espect from an Englishman", as only one other English family had witnessed the incident, the rest of the French guests went along with the owners story that I had tripped and fell on my face. Instead, the French police were far more interested in charging my parents a whopping great fine for letting me poo in a public restaurant. The end.
Sauce? Did you have any sauce with it? Or was it dry and steaming? I prefer slippery and with a nice brown sauce.
... all well and good until the point that you squit all over the floor ... might just destroy 'the moment' ... just saying like.
... totally inappropriate xenophobic stereotyping ... not only is that misleading it also conveniently ignores the obvious origins of ripe camembert ...
Hell BS, apart from being a funny story, it occurred to me, that as we got them out of the **** twice in world wars, you would have thought that they would have cut you some slack! A simple and kind response such as, Ah! merci Conneries Garçon! Vous avez quitté votre Carte de visite, would have sufficed! Instead you got a slap! C'est Vie
I wonder if this report is true, because progress is being made with the Schmeichel deal, just saying like?
I accept the charge of xenophobic stereotyping (though I plead justifiable) but inappropriate - never!
I would suspect that IF Kasper has told Lesta that he wont sign a new contract then that almost forces the Foxes board to sell and get something back. Better to bag £10 than 0p. Still think Mark Schwarzer would be great for one season as we look to stay in the PL. Kasper could learn so much off him. Just saying like.
I agree if we got Schwarzer and Kasper it would be great, could we play them both at the same time we might need too
Can't see us spending cash for Kasper to watch Schwarzer. Can't see Schwarzer sitting on the bench watching Kasper. One or the other. Not both.
I think I should clear up now that only half of that story is true. Which half I will leave to you to figure.
Think the lad needs to make the step up to join the big boys in the Prem, rather than stagnating at Lesster.
