Are you happy with your lot in life?

[EDGE.]

My neighbour has a new Audi A7, smart as ****.

 

[DevAdvocate]

says Dev "Swiss Tony" ...

Choosing a car is like making love to a beautiful lady...

You have to study it carefully and then take it for a test drive before committing long term.

 

[Null]

my neighbour has a Nissan Quashqui ...and he's a ****!

 

[RAVENBLACK]

Choosing a car is like making love to a beautiful lady...

You have to study it carefully and then take it for a test drive before committing long term.

And what would you know about that baldy?

 

[Deleted 1]

my neighbour has a Nissan Quashqui ...and he's a ****!

my neighbour uses an Escort. Someone said its a 1999 model so we're thinking of calling the old bill.

 

[The Raging Oxter]

And what would you know about that baldy?

He's shagging your ex-wife.

 

[Bib Fortuna's Maw]

I don't need a car as I have a gargantuan penis and live near not only a bus stop but a train station too.

 

[Gambol]

my neighbour has a Nissan Quashqui ...and he's a ****!

Neighbour: "Awright, pud, ya fat ****in mess."
Pud: "...your car is ****e!"

 

[RAVENBLACK]

He's shagging your ex-wife.

At least Dev has a mum though.

 

[RAVENBLACK]

Neighbour: "Awright, pud, ya fat ****in mess."
Pud: "...your car is ****e!"

.

 

[The Raging Oxter]

I don't need a car as I have a gargantuan penis and live near not only a bus stop but a train station too.

I ride a bike.


Although it's tricky as my enormous cock gets in the way.

 

[Null]

Neighbour: "Awright, pud, ya fat ****in mess."
Pud: "...your car is ****e!"

Sounds about right ...

Tho, the ****s a spastic as well!

 

[Tina.]

up the 'RA

 

[- SW6 -]

That was ****in rubbish ...

Took your time noticing you fat ****....looks like your brain's as slow as your legs.

 

[Null]

Took your time noticing you fat ****....looks like your brain's as slow as your legs.

I ignored it for a while...it was so ****in poor for **** sake!

Who the **** are you anyway??

 

[Tina.]

Took your time noticing you fat ****....looks like your brain's as slow as your legs.

You're a cheeky basturt

 

[EDGE.]

I ride a bike.


Although it's tricky as my enormous cock gets in the way.

What kind of bike you got you ****-****ing ****?

 

[EDGE.]

 

[RAVENBLACK]

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You can just imagine the gaylord mincing aroung ****sville on that with his pink striped leotard on, wiggling his arse at the young boys.

****in disgusting.

 

[DevAdvocate]

You can just imagine the gaylord mincing aroung ****sville on that with his pink striped leotard on, wiggling his arse at the young boys.

****in disgusting.

You paint quite a picture.