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Are you happy with your lot in life?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jun 10, 2013.

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Are you happy with your lot?

  1. Yeah, I'm happy

  2. I'm broadly happy but a new job would be good

  3. I'm alright but my job and wife/husband/partner does my tits in

  4. Things could be worse but I'm striving for better

  5. Meh, so-so. I've got a bit of a wee willy, though

  6. I'm beeling with everything

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  1. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    My neighbour has a new Audi A7, smart as ****.
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Choosing a car is like making love to a beautiful lady...

    You have to study it carefully and then take it for a test drive before committing long term.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jun 11, 2013
  3. Null

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    my neighbour has a Nissan Quashqui ...and he's a ****!
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

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    And what would you know about that baldy?
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jun 11, 2013
  5. Deleted 1

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    my neighbour uses an Escort. Someone said its a 1999 model so we're thinking of calling the old bill.
     
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  6. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    He's shagging your ex-wife.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jun 11, 2013
  7. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I don't need a car as I have a gargantuan penis and live near not only a bus stop but a train station too.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jun 11, 2013
  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Neighbour: "Awright, pud, ya fat ****in mess."
    Pud: "...your car is ****e!"
     
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    Gambol, Jun 11, 2013
  9. RAVENBLACK

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    At least Dev has a mum though.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jun 11, 2013
  10. RAVENBLACK

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    <laugh>.
     
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  11. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I ride a bike.


    Although it's tricky as my enormous cock gets in the way.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jun 11, 2013
  12. Null

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    Sounds about right ...

    Tho, the ****s a spastic as well!
     
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    Null, Jun 11, 2013
  13. Tina.

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    up the 'RA
     
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    Tina., Jun 11, 2013
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    Took your time noticing you fat ****....looks like your brain's as slow as your legs.
     
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    I ignored it for a while...it was so ****in poor for **** sake!

    Who the **** are you anyway??
     
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  16. Tina.

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    You're a cheeky basturt <laugh>
     
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    Tina., Jun 11, 2013
  17. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    What kind of bike you got you ****-****ing ****?
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Jun 11, 2013
  18. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    <laugh>
     
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    You can just imagine the gaylord mincing aroung ****sville on that with his pink striped leotard on, wiggling his arse at the young boys.

    ****in disgusting.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jun 11, 2013
  20. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    You paint quite a picture.
     
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