Mouser Watch #2

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Hideous, aren't they? The memes have hit already:

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Warrior Sports have also butchered Sevilla's kits for next season, which might make it easier for someone to sign Negredo:

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Is that supposed to be a ****ing tie or something? Demented.
 
The third kit certainly is special. It's the kind of thing that sends people screaming to rehab clinics. I like how the other two make it look like players are wearing ties, the first as part of some kind of dippy Walt Disney intern outfit, the second under a red bib, like a butcher after a very busy day.
 
I think this is the first time I have ever felt sorry for the Liverpool players. They will looking ****ing stupid.

At least it's the away shirt and not the home one. I didnt think it was possible to design a worse shirt than United's tea-towel one last season, but Warrior went and proved us wrong. Our third kit is just as tragic,

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Liverpool and their players have always been at the forefront of fashion......

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I'm not saying that Liverpool's a ****hole, but I went there the other day and there was a guy down the market selling fake Primark gear.
 
Don't think anyone will part with money for Suarez till Jan, why buy now when his ban makes him miss 10 games, thats half the first half of the season, won't be anywhere near match fit to start with either.
 
Don't think anyone will part with money for Suarez till Jan, why buy now when his ban makes him miss 10 games, thats half the first half of the season, won't be anywhere near match fit to start with either.

Only 6 games left on his ban and his ban only relates to English football....
 
TBH I hope he stays. If he left he might go to a club where he has a chance to win trophies and if there is one footballer who deserves to win zero it's him. Scum.

He's already won a lot of trophies though, might as well get a few more somewhere.

Love the lack of perspective when it comes to football.

We all talk about people like Terry, Suarez, Barton etc like they're Pol Pot or Harold Shipman.
 
He's already won a lot of trophies though, might as well get a few more somewhere.

Love the lack of perspective when it comes to football.

We all talk about people like Terry, Suarez, Barton etc like they're Pol Pot or Harold Shipman.

It's totally out of order in my opinion. Harold Shipman played 300 games for Whalley range Athletic without so much as a yellow card and Pol Pot was a central defender of very fine repute with Phnom Penn crusaders in the 60s who was regularly commended by the referees for his sportsmanship. Suares and Barton should neevr be mentioned in the same breath,
 
He's already won a lot of trophies though, might as well get a few more somewhere.

Love the lack of perspective when it comes to football.

We all talk about people like Terry, Suarez, Barton etc like they're Pol Pot or Harold Shipman.

You don't have to be a mass murderer to be considered an obnoxious ****, like the above footballers are.

Football is full of strong emotions and at times people will say things that are exaggerated. Take your post for example, those footballers aren't talked about like murderous despots or serial killers, if they were they we'd be discussing throwing them in jail for life. Reasonably though we know that's not intended to be taken literally.

I'd argue, based on the above, that it's us who have the perspective as we can recognise what's intended to be an exaggeration better than you :D
 
He's already won a lot of trophies though, might as well get a few more somewhere.

Love the lack of perspective when it comes to football.

We all talk about people like Terry, Suarez, Barton etc like they're Pol Pot or Harold Shipman.

You don't have to be a mass murderer to be considered an obnoxious ****, like the above footballers are.

Football is full of strong emotions and at times people will say things that are exaggerated. Take your post for example, those footballers aren't talked about like murderous despots or serial killers, if they were they we'd be discussing throwing them in jail for life. Reasonably though we know that's not intended to be taken literally.

I'd argue, based on the above, that it's us who have the perspective as we can recognise what's intended to be an exaggeration better than you :D

You'll find that I never ever ever ever exaggerate.