Off Topic Pointless point-scoring thread

Jesus wept, it get's worser and worser

 

I blame the skoolz

 

What is that guy's PROBLEM? He SEEMS to capitalise RANDOM words for no other reason than to DISPLAY his stupidity.

 

You're a mecca for these one-liners.

 

it must be my sunni disposition......
























sorry, that was shi`ite.

 

See, going against Sharia was what cost Halalan Thompson his job.

I think we could've replaced him in the set up with the scorer of the cup winning goal in 89, Joe Mullah

 

Perhaps we should draw a discrete veil across these terrible puns...no ones reputation will prophet from this.


there`s a new sharif in town.

 

I remember he claimed on FF that he had the video. He was asked to prove it and then had to admit he didn't have it. Takes a special ability to make a **** of yourself on FF but Girvan managed it!

 

remind me, was it a late goal, did he score in the last minaret ?

 

Said it on the thread on him on the Huns' board - screengrabs of him making an utter, utter ***** of himself were being tweeted by folk that have nothing to do with football.

 

No, it all came from a dodgy throw-in, though.

Caused a right old Ramadamadingdong.

It affected my appetite and almost put me aff Medina

 

It was an easy finish, though.

Even Tony Mosquearino could've buried it.

 

I'm afraid I mosque ask you lads to stop with these terrible puns.

 

I'm gonna hijab to ignore this request.

 

They should make a scrapbook and sharia their memories.

 

Jamatkhana say there musallah been a lot of thought put into some of these puns.

 

Some of them come out of yer Eid from nowhere.

 

Haram!


I Hijab enough ... Next one to posts a pun gets a ban.

I've heard them halal.