Sounds like you're dead ****ed
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2020VisionofLeeds
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not much the ****ing weirdo!
There was a case near me recently-ish where a woman caught her boyfriend trying to put a condom on their dog! 
Oh come on, parading herself in all her finery like that. Phyl was obviously gagging for it.
I thought it said David Beckham at first!
When I worked at a magistrates court we once had a lad in the cells who had breached his bail conditions whilst awaiting trial for having sex with a horse.
Dirty ****er.
When I worked at a magistrates court we once had a lad in the cells who had breached his bail conditions whilst awaiting trial for having sex with a horse.
Dirty ****er.
There was a case near me recently-ish where a woman caught her boyfriend trying to put a condom on their dog!
Wouldn't it have suffocated?...
Congratulations getting back on the original topic. It shows it's not just Leeds that've been having a mare.
I remember being told by one of the rellies in the Western Isles of a case in the paper. A local was found dead in a field missing his dick & half his midriff. Turns out he was shagging a cow & it 'sucked him in violently', which is apparently a very real danger associated with such an enterprise!
Beware of cows on the pull! You have been warned!
Beware of cows on the pull! You have been warned!
The horse is now in a 'stable' condition
He was a right smug looking twat until the beak refused him bail. When he found out he was going on remand to a category A prison he proper **** himself knowing the treatment he was gonna get from the inmates.
I pissed myself
There was a case near me recently-ish where a woman caught her boyfriend trying to put a condom on their dog!
In case he caught something off the bloke!
The horse is now in a 'stable' condition
I bet he's not feeling very 'neigh'bourly 
