Sounds like you're dead ****ed

I reckon it'll ruffle some feathers.

 

I reckon he'll do bird for an offence like that, if guilty

 

not much the ****ing weirdo!

 

Some people take loving Leeds Utd just a little to far

 

There was a case near me recently-ish where a woman caught her boyfriend trying to put a condom on their dog!

 

What the **** goes through these peoples head?

 

Oh come on, parading herself in all her finery like that. Phyl was obviously gagging for it.

 

I thought it said David Beckham at first!

When I worked at a magistrates court we once had a lad in the cells who had breached his bail conditions whilst awaiting trial for having sex with a horse.

Dirty ****er.

 

Wouldn't it have suffocated?...

 

Congratulations getting back on the original topic. It shows it's not just Leeds that've been having a mare.

 

didn't a town fan shag a dog?

 

Wasn't it a player that captured it on his phone?

 

I remember being told by one of the rellies in the Western Isles of a case in the paper. A local was found dead in a field missing his dick & half his midriff. Turns out he was shagging a cow & it 'sucked him in violently', which is apparently a very real danger associated with such an enterprise!

Beware of cows on the pull! You have been warned!

 

Don't they all?

 

The horse is now in a 'stable' condition

 

He was a right smug looking twat until the beak refused him bail. When he found out he was going on remand to a category A prison he proper **** himself knowing the treatment he was gonna get from the inmates.

I pissed myself

 

In case he caught something off the bloke!

 

I bet he's not feeling very 'neigh'bourly

 

That was DMD and he thinks she is gorgeous

 

One of my exs did moves to Huddersfield she probably the poor dog