I dunno if it's because of AVB or what but, along with the horrific realisation that Holtby reminds me more of Steffen Freund than he does VDV (they both seem to think that the game of football is best played by sliding around on your arse most of the time), I now get a certain familiar sensation with almost the entire Spurs midfield; they all look like they have quality that isn't being expressed, look like they're afraid to make mistakes or take risks, love a predictable sideways or backwards pass, you wonder why they don't attack more - it's like a team full of Jermaine Jenases!

