Me babbers..... Debuchys Tatooist Beardsly my Hero Alberts Chip Shop LTF Lady Elanor Swamp... Back Behind Bars..
Repped all I can MassiveAttack took being sent to jail really badly. He refused all offers of food and drink, spat and swore at anyone who came near him, and smeared the walls with his own faeces. After that, we never played bloody Monopoly ever again.
There are unconfirmed reports that Rooney has handed in a written transfer request. They're unconfirmed as it's written in crayon