Walking Home from a Night Out

[VenomPD]

Why bother Venom ...

Why not? I'm leaving in half an hour.

It passes the time.

 

[If in doubt]

Playing with *****s is not a productive way to pass time

 

[Mind The Duck]

I am handsome.
.

How is that not "heaping praise on yourself"?

******.

Just because you've been skull ****ed doesn't mean you're handsome

 

[VenomPD]

Playing with *****s is not a productive way to pass time

True, I was particularly productive this morning however. Went for two ****es

 

[If in doubt]

True, I was particularly productive this morning however. Went for two ****es

Well I pooped solid today for the first time In a week. ****ing Baku plays havoc with my stomach

 

[Bib Fortuna's Maw]

Well I pooped solid today for the first time In a week. ****ing Baku plays havoc with my stomach

Did you see the massive flag?

Is it really that massive?

Whit aboot the huge flag, man?

That's some size of flag they've got in Baku, innit?

 

[VenomPD]

Well I pooped solid today for the first time In a week. ****ing Baku plays havoc with my stomach

Azerbaijan and the ****s do not go together. You can't really clean diarrhoea with your bare hand.

 

[RAVENBLACK]

I had a week in Baku 7 years ago. Loved the place but did geet a dodgy stomach, no ****s thankfully.

The women there are absolutely gorgeous.

 

[VenomPD]

Never been but every single person I know who has been out there for oil and gas work has moaned about rancid guts and nae cludgie roll

 

[If in doubt]

Correct, it's ****ing terrible.

 

[Bib Fortuna's Maw]

Some size ay a flag, but, eh?

 

[VenomPD]

Bib ya persistent ****er

 

[DevAdvocate]

Uncle Venom

 

[monacoger]

I shagged a hooker from Turkmenistan in Dubai, does that count for anything?

 

[Bib Fortuna's Maw]

Mon tae ****. This is impressive

[video=youtube;F2bVt9z5L9c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2bVt9z5L9c&feature=player_detailpage[/video]

 

[DevAdvocate]

I shagged a hooker from Turkmenistan in Dubai, does that count for anything?

Is Dubai a polite Euphemism?

 

[VenomPD]

Mon tae ****. This is impressive

[video=youtube;F2bVt9z5L9c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2bVt9z5L9c&feature=player_detailpage[/video]

What a ****ing waste of material. Could have chopped it into wee pieces and every **** in the whole country could at least have one ****e where their ringer gets properly clean.

 

[If in doubt]

Some size ay a flag, but, eh?

Awesome flag indeed......is that what you needed in your life

 

[Bib Fortuna's Maw]

Is Baku permanently windy?

Otherwise, do they have some sort of thing on it that makes it flap like that or does it go all flacid on still days?

 

[If in doubt]

Is Baku permanently windy?

Otherwise, do they have some sort of thing on it that makes it flap like that or does it go all flacid on still days?

Do you want my next plane ticket. I feel you really need to see this flag