Walking Home from a Night Out

[VenomPD]

I'm sure Marvin Andrews lives in Kirkcaldy.

Usually seen on a Saturday night in Kitty's - not drinking - not with friends - just alone in a night club. <predator>

Maybe that's where my idea for the OP came from.

God will forgive him.

You want a bit of Big Marv is the conclusion I'm drawing from that.

 

[ScotlandFanMuir]

You want a bit of Big Marv is the conclusion I'm drawing from that.

He always looks happy.

I want to be happy.

 

[Magic Laudrup 11]

You want a bit of Big Marv is the conclusion I'm drawing from that.

I'd imagine he would be hiding in the shadows, so Muir would only spot him when he (a) smiles, (b) shows the palms of his hands or (c) peels back his foreskin, preparing for this rape.

 

[Null]

There's only 1 black family in my area and I'm friends with them, so this situation would never arise.

Friends ... special friends I bet.

So, your friendly with a black man that won't rape you .. no matter how hard you try to "let" him.

"Oh Leroy, I'm walking down this dark lane... again"

You must be an ugly ****.

 

[VenomPD]

Uncle Venom

 

[Medro]

Friends ... special friends I bet.

So, your friendly with a black man that won't rape you .. no matter how hard you try to "let" him.

"Oh Leroy, I'm walking down this dark lane... again"

You must be an ugly ****.

Na just normal friends.

Sex with the fella consensual or otherwise has never crossed my mine.

His name isn't Leeroy.

I'm remarkably handsome.

 

[RAVENBLACK]

I would introduce the darkie to Nexus (always have a copy on my person) and show him the error of his ways and discuss existentialism and esoterism. This would placate the coon and we could then have a vey intelligent and informed discussio on what life is all about.

I'm quite good with fuzzy wuzzies that way

 

[VenomPD]

"medro raped through catflap"



Best tag ever

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

what's the "dev=eeeeeeeeeee" mean??

 

[VenomPD]

what's the "dev=eeeeeeeeeee" mean??

I wondered that too. I think it might be a rape-alarm reference.

 

[EDGE.]

 

[Medro]

"medro raped through catflap"



Best tag ever

Nothing like heaping praise on yourself.

 

[VenomPD]

Nothing like heaping praise on yourself.

What a spastic you are.

You've called yourself "handsome" in this thread.

Also, I didn't do that tag.

Therefore you are a double spastic. Double

 

[Bib Fortuna's Maw]

Nothing like heaping praise on yourself.

Does "praise" mean "nubian ejaculate extracted via catflap" in Norn Irn streettalk?

 

[Mind The Duck]

Nothing like heaping praise on yourself.

What a spastic you are.

You've called yourself "handsome" in this thread.

Also, I didn't do that tag.

Therefore you are a double spastic. Double

Anymore from Medro and we could bake Pud a cake

 

[Null]

Anymore from Medro and we could bake Pud a cake

 

[Otto Flayshow]

I always carry a vial of Biggus Diccus's rancid jism in my pocket for just such an eventuality. Simply smash it on the ground and the fetid stench will drive off even the most determined of attackers.

 

[Medro]

What a spastic you are.

You've called yourself "handsome" in this thread.

Also, I didn't do that tag.

Therefore you are a double spastic. Double

I am handsome.

P.S. Don't be a coward.

Does "praise" mean "nubian ejaculate extracted via catflap" in Norn Irn streettalk?

No.

 

[VenomPD]

I am handsome.
.

How is that not "heaping praise on yourself"?

******.

 

[Null]

How is that not "heaping praise on yourself"?

******.

Why bother Venom ...