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Walking Home from a Night Out

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScotlandFanMuir, May 9, 2013.

  1. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    You want a bit of Big Marv is the conclusion I'm drawing from that.
     
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  2. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    He always looks happy.

    I want to be happy.
     
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  3. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I'd imagine he would be hiding in the shadows, so Muir would only spot him when he (a) smiles, (b) shows the palms of his hands or (c) peels back his foreskin, preparing for this rape.
     
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  4. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Friends ... special friends I bet.

    So, your friendly with a black man that won't rape you .. no matter how hard you try to "let" him.

    "Oh Leroy, I'm walking down this dark lane... again"

    You must be an ugly ****.
     
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  5. VenomPD

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    Uncle Venom <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  6. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Na just normal friends.

    Sex with the fella consensual or otherwise has never crossed my mine.

    His name isn't Leeroy.

    I'm remarkably handsome.
     
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    I would introduce the darkie to Nexus (always have a copy on my person) and show him the error of his ways and discuss existentialism and esoterism. This would placate the coon and we could then have a vey intelligent and informed discussio on what life is all about.

    I'm quite good with fuzzy wuzzies that way <ok>
     
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  8. VenomPD

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    "medro raped through catflap"

    <laugh> <laugh>

    Best tag ever <applause>
     
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  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    what's the "dev=eeeeeeeeeee" mean??
     
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  10. VenomPD

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    I wondered that too. I think it might be a rape-alarm reference.
     
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  12. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Nothing like heaping praise on yourself. <doh>
     
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  13. VenomPD

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    What a spastic you are.

    You've called yourself "handsome" in this thread.

    Also, I didn't do that tag.

    Therefore you are a double spastic. Double <doh>
     
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  14. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Does "praise" mean "nubian ejaculate extracted via catflap" in Norn Irn streettalk?
     
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  15. Mind The Duck

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    Anymore <doh> from Medro and we could bake Pud a cake
     
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  16. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>
     
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  17. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I always carry a vial of Biggus Diccus's rancid jism in my pocket for just such an eventuality. Simply smash it on the ground and the fetid stench will drive off even the most determined of attackers.
     
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  18. Medro

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    I am handsome.

    P.S. Don't be a coward.

    No.
     
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  19. VenomPD

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    How is that not "heaping praise on yourself"?

    ******.
     
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  20. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Why bother Venom ...
     
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