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ER doesn't have any friends and it hasn't done him any harm.

Oh wait, he's a lonely, old child molester.

But apart from that...
 
If you can accept the inherent narcissism then I find nobody makes a better best friend than your own reflection...
 
Kim Jong Il said:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22383453

kids aren't allowed friends anymore incase the class mutant/serial killer/irish unionist feels left out. <doh>
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It's unbelievable Kim. There's one school near me where the head said that she doesn't want the children inviting school friends to birthday parties becasue it might upset those who don't get an invite. Given that the average class size is around 30 you either have to spend a small fortune to invite all of them or just not have the party. It truly beggars belief. The sensible parents have, of course, chosen to ignore the suggestion!
 
Dan Starkey said:
It's unbelievable Kim. There's one school near me where the head said that she doesn't want the children inviting school friends to birthday parties becasue it might upset those who don't get an invite. Given that the average class size is around 30 you either have to spend a small fortune to invite all of them or just not have the party. It truly beggars belief. The sensible parents have, of course, chosen to ignore the suggestion!
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It's ridiculous Dan. There's a school near me that wants to ban kids from attending school because the brainy ones make the stupid ones feel inadequate. Where will it all end?

I made this up by the way.
 
It's ridiculous ST. There's a school near ER that wants to ban him from visiting the school because he might make the ugly kids feel unwanted. Where will it all end?
 
StereoTypist said:
It's ridiculous Dan. There's a school near me that wants to ban kids from attending school because the brainy ones make the stupid ones feel inadequate. Where will it all end?

I made this up by the way.
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<laugh> yeah all right! I can only go on what I was told and there may well be some artistic licence from the parents involved but would it surprise you that much if it had been said?
 
there's a school near pud that has issued a restraining order aginst him because he keep going in and eating all the kids' lunches.
 
Dan Starkey said:
there's a school near pud that has issued a restraining order aginst him because he keep going in and eating all the kids' lunches.
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<laugh>

Not all their lunches ... I leave the salads n fruit!
 
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