Captain, Iceberg Ahead!
Something was terribly, terribly wrong. The ship's sirens going off, people screaming and a huge shift in gravity was sending our heroes sliding out of their beds all groggy and disoriented. Our heroes stumbled out drunkenly to see what was going on, holding onto the ships side rails for support so they would not fall into the freezing-ass water that the ship was currently sinking into. And that's when they saw it.
The biggest, mountain of solid ice you'd ever seen (what the ****, we're in the Caribbean?!?!) had upturned the bow of the ship completely up in the air.
"Go home guys, we're drunk," yawned DHCanary as he tried to stumble back into his cabin but staggered and fell.
Raging torrents of freezing water decimated the quarters of the ship that had already sunk into the sea. Our terrified friends were swamped by the rushing crowds angling desperately to get to the lifeboats. As they tried to rush with the crowd, BLS stopped.
"I have to go back for Heidi!" he yelled.
"Don't worry about it, I got her!" yelled EMSC as he hurtled back to Heidi Klum's cabin as the ship sank ever deeper into the freeze.
The others ran for the lifeboats while EMSC practically dragged Heidi through the onslaught of people. DHCanary, BLS, Julius and Max had all made it safely off the the rapidly descending ship in a lifeboat along with a handful of others. But when EMSC and Heidi arrived at the bow of the ship -the only safe place now- all the lifeboats had been taken. They hopped over the railing at the very front of the ship so that they could spend as little time in the freezing water as possible.
"Damn, now would be a nice time to have a few Michael Schumacher blow-up dolls!" he told her. She completely agreed (not really).
The ship completely submerged and the others were nowhere to be seen. EMSC and Heidi surfaced from the freezing waters and immediately found the front wing of Romain Grosjean's crashed Lotus. They clambered onto it to stay afloat, but found that it could only hold one person and so Heidi, being as ladylike as possible, shoved EMSC off and took it for herself. He bobbed in the water knowing death was imminent and said:
"Heidi, tell people I deserve a goddamn Oscar for this."
He died. The lifeboat carrying our other heroes returned to pick up Heidi and left EMSC behind as they tried to return to shore. But what they didn't know was this: that was no accident. One of our 'heroes' planted that iceberg a few hours ago with the sole intent of killing people from the team. Brrr...Unthinkable...
REMAINING PLAYERS:
BrightLampShade
DHCanary
MaxWhiplash
Julius Caesar
Notes:
- It's the day cycle so now you can all argue about who's suspect, who isn't, etc, etc.
- Players, remember to vote (only once!) with a post containing "Vote: xxxx" nice and obviously. If you wish to change your vote, please edit rather than post anew.
- Sorry EternalMSC, you can't post in this or subsequent day threads, on account of being dead. Feel free to rage beyond the grave in the discussion thread, but please don't say anything which indicates a potential killer. Dead people can't name names.
- This thread will be locked once a player has been lynched and the night cycle will begin again.
- Please note that this story is not a true reflection of any individual or event and should not be taken seriously with regards to voting.
Something was terribly, terribly wrong. The ship's sirens going off, people screaming and a huge shift in gravity was sending our heroes sliding out of their beds all groggy and disoriented. Our heroes stumbled out drunkenly to see what was going on, holding onto the ships side rails for support so they would not fall into the freezing-ass water that the ship was currently sinking into. And that's when they saw it.
The biggest, mountain of solid ice you'd ever seen (what the ****, we're in the Caribbean?!?!) had upturned the bow of the ship completely up in the air.
"Go home guys, we're drunk," yawned DHCanary as he tried to stumble back into his cabin but staggered and fell.
Raging torrents of freezing water decimated the quarters of the ship that had already sunk into the sea. Our terrified friends were swamped by the rushing crowds angling desperately to get to the lifeboats. As they tried to rush with the crowd, BLS stopped.
"I have to go back for Heidi!" he yelled.
"Don't worry about it, I got her!" yelled EMSC as he hurtled back to Heidi Klum's cabin as the ship sank ever deeper into the freeze.
The others ran for the lifeboats while EMSC practically dragged Heidi through the onslaught of people. DHCanary, BLS, Julius and Max had all made it safely off the the rapidly descending ship in a lifeboat along with a handful of others. But when EMSC and Heidi arrived at the bow of the ship -the only safe place now- all the lifeboats had been taken. They hopped over the railing at the very front of the ship so that they could spend as little time in the freezing water as possible.
"Damn, now would be a nice time to have a few Michael Schumacher blow-up dolls!" he told her. She completely agreed (not really).
The ship completely submerged and the others were nowhere to be seen. EMSC and Heidi surfaced from the freezing waters and immediately found the front wing of Romain Grosjean's crashed Lotus. They clambered onto it to stay afloat, but found that it could only hold one person and so Heidi, being as ladylike as possible, shoved EMSC off and took it for herself. He bobbed in the water knowing death was imminent and said:
"Heidi, tell people I deserve a goddamn Oscar for this."
He died. The lifeboat carrying our other heroes returned to pick up Heidi and left EMSC behind as they tried to return to shore. But what they didn't know was this: that was no accident. One of our 'heroes' planted that iceberg a few hours ago with the sole intent of killing people from the team. Brrr...Unthinkable...
REMAINING PLAYERS:
BrightLampShade
DHCanary
MaxWhiplash
Julius Caesar
Notes:
- It's the day cycle so now you can all argue about who's suspect, who isn't, etc, etc.
- Players, remember to vote (only once!) with a post containing "Vote: xxxx" nice and obviously. If you wish to change your vote, please edit rather than post anew.
- Sorry EternalMSC, you can't post in this or subsequent day threads, on account of being dead. Feel free to rage beyond the grave in the discussion thread, but please don't say anything which indicates a potential killer. Dead people can't name names.
- This thread will be locked once a player has been lynched and the night cycle will begin again.
- Please note that this story is not a true reflection of any individual or event and should not be taken seriously with regards to voting.
. Need to have a think about what this means.
