Captain, Iceberg Ahead! Something was terribly, terribly wrong. The ship's sirens going off, people screaming and a huge shift in gravity was sending our heroes sliding out of their beds all groggy and disoriented. Our heroes stumbled out drunkenly to see what was going on, holding onto the ships side rails for support so they would not fall into the freezing-ass water that the ship was currently sinking into. And that's when they saw it. The biggest, mountain of solid ice you'd ever seen (what the ****, we're in the Caribbean?!?!) had upturned the bow of the ship completely up in the air. "Go home guys, we're drunk," yawned DHCanary as he tried to stumble back into his cabin but staggered and fell. Raging torrents of freezing water decimated the quarters of the ship that had already sunk into the sea. Our terrified friends were swamped by the rushing crowds angling desperately to get to the lifeboats. As they tried to rush with the crowd, BLS stopped. "I have to go back for Heidi!" he yelled. "Don't worry about it, I got her!" yelled EMSC as he hurtled back to Heidi Klum's cabin as the ship sank ever deeper into the freeze. The others ran for the lifeboats while EMSC practically dragged Heidi through the onslaught of people. DHCanary, BLS, Julius and Max had all made it safely off the the rapidly descending ship in a lifeboat along with a handful of others. But when EMSC and Heidi arrived at the bow of the ship -the only safe place now- all the lifeboats had been taken. They hopped over the railing at the very front of the ship so that they could spend as little time in the freezing water as possible. "Damn, now would be a nice time to have a few Michael Schumacher blow-up dolls!" he told her. She completely agreed (not really). The ship completely submerged and the others were nowhere to be seen. EMSC and Heidi surfaced from the freezing waters and immediately found the front wing of Romain Grosjean's crashed Lotus. They clambered onto it to stay afloat, but found that it could only hold one person and so Heidi, being as ladylike as possible, shoved EMSC off and took it for herself. He bobbed in the water knowing death was imminent and said: "Heidi, tell people I deserve a goddamn Oscar for this." He died. The lifeboat carrying our other heroes returned to pick up Heidi and left EMSC behind as they tried to return to shore. But what they didn't know was this: that was no accident. One of our 'heroes' planted that iceberg a few hours ago with the sole intent of killing people from the team. Brrr...Unthinkable... REMAINING PLAYERS: BrightLampShade DHCanary MaxWhiplash Julius Caesar Notes: - It's the day cycle so now you can all argue about who's suspect, who isn't, etc, etc. - Players, remember to vote (only once!) with a post containing "Vote: xxxx" nice and obviously. If you wish to change your vote, please edit rather than post anew. - Sorry EternalMSC, you can't post in this or subsequent day threads, on account of being dead. Feel free to rage beyond the grave in the discussion thread, but please don't say anything which indicates a potential killer. Dead people can't name names. - This thread will be locked once a player has been lynched and the night cycle will begin again. - Please note that this story is not a true reflection of any individual or event and should not be taken seriously with regards to voting.
So wait Fred and EMSC were both innocent? Well Day 2 was a total ****-up . Need to have a think about what this means.
Just thinking this could very well end up in a tie. If the fans/doctor/cop fail to lynch off one of the killers, the killers win (2-1). If a killer gets lynched though, we'll end up with one killer and two innocents. The killer would then kill one of the two remaining innocents (assuming the doctor fails to save them or that they're dead) leaving us with one killer and one innocent to lynch each other. In that event, I'd have to come up with some sort of tie-breaker.
I'm surprised how little I've missed since I went AWOL Friday! BLS, it should be obvious I'm not guilty as I've not been online to send PM's! DHC- I've not been around as I said, and I know I'm innocent. BLS- If, if EMSC was the cop he's apparently innocent, but I'm really not convinced he was. Max- Currently my top suspect, because I had my suspicions earlier. JC- Also perhaps pretty suspicious. So I reckon it's Max, and then beyond that JC is looking most likely but I really don't trust EMSC to actually have been the cop, so BLS isn't far behind. Vote: Max I realise that gives JC the casting vote between me and Max then, unless anyone changes their minds. I can only hope that he's innocent, realises I am from my inability to PM, and votes Max too. If he votes for me then I'll have to change my mind and vote for him to tie things up.
Ok so having thought about it. - EMSC's deaths lends credit to the idea that he was the cop. - This exonerates BLS and Condemns DHC. - Since i'm innocent that means Max is the other killer. DHC is betraying Max to save his own skin, but IMO i have the casting vote between two killers so it matters not. Vote Max, simply because i'm not above petty retaliation.
A day had come and gone for our fearless team and the other passengers without rescue and the sun began to set on what they had all unanimously dubbed the HMS Freezing and Nausea-Inducing Piece of Hell. Like that's going to fit on a brochure! Honestly guys, think these things through. The little yellow lifeboat bobbed up and down in the sunset, miles away from anywhere. Even the wreckage of the ship was out of sight. They'd turned hungry, paranoid (well, more-so than before) and had already resorted to cannibalism, with Heidi Klum's skeleton thrown overboard without a second thought. As the sun sank deeper into the horizon, they suddenly heard a strange crinkling noise. One by one, they all turned their heads towards MaxWhiplash who wasn't facing them and was fiddling with something furiously. "Err...watcha doing there Max?" BLS ask tentatively. Max hesitated, "Umm...nothing much. How about you?" "He's got a knife!" cried DHCanary at the top of his lungs. Instantly, everybody aboard the tiny HMS ****hole jumped on Max. Water flooded the boat as Julius Caesar and two other passengers drowned him, leaving the rest of them to bob up and down in the water with the SS I Hate Life now useless. "Oh wait, It wasn't a knife. It was a sandwich. OM NOM NOM!" said BLS. All of this commotion had caught the attention of an unnoticed fishing boat a few hundred meters away. With everyone so insane however, when the family onboard came over to pick them up, the victims completely hijacked and kicked the family out into the cold waters. They piloted the small fishing boat back to a town somewhere, where they rejoiced and celebrated their survival. "Well, there's only one thing left to do now isn't there?" Julius Caesar asked. "Yup, gotcha!" winked DHCanary. The pair of them turned around and roundhouse kicked BrightLampShade in the face until he died. Julius Caesar and DHCanary then pulled off their masks, revealing themselves to be Tamara and Petra Ecclestone! "Well, I need to go home to my crystal bath. This whole killing thing was more rough than I thought. Daddy better buy me a new catwalk like he promised!" whined Tamara/DHCanary. "Yeah, I need my Tasmanian Devil skin towel to clean out my armpits now. You didn't tell me we'd have to spend a day at sea!" complained Petra/Julius Caesar. They whinged and argued until their private helicopter came by and picked them up. The two of them had killed the entire Not606 F1 Team (except Jaime Alguersuari, who had DJed his way home). And they lived richly ever after. Except Petra/Julius Caesar, who caught AIDS two weeks later and exploded as a result. THE END! GAME OVER!!!! THE KILLERS WIN!!!! THE ROLES REVEALED: Killers: DHCanary, Julius Caesar Cop: EternalMSC Doctor: Paco Montoya Player of the game award: DHCanary and Julius Caesar. Played to perfection. Absolutely exemplary Night 1: Doctor (Paco) saved: di Fredsta! Cop (EMSC) investigated: Paco Montoya Killers (JC/DHC) killed: Paco Montoya Night 2: Cop investigated: BrightLampShade Killers killed: El_Bando Night 3: Cop investigated: DHCanary Killers killed: EMSC Alright feel free to talk everyone (that includes you ghosties). What a game!
[video=youtube;ayO1wtXbh_Q]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayO1wtXbh_Q[/video] Got the doc immediately I'd like to give special credit to EMSC and Fred, we couldn't have done it without you guys being so damn suspicious.
Lol I told you I was the cop... Well played Julius and Dh. Day two was the worst me and Fred being massive fanny farts drawing the attention away from the killers. I hope we do this again soon. Thanks RR for running this. Nice one.
Well to be honest JC was who I was suspicious of in day 2 slightly but I wanted to wait for day 3 to tell you all! Well played killers, you deserved the win because of me and EMSC but i'm still amazed how we were both innocent Thanks Paco for saving me day 1
I think player of the game should go to JC, not myself. In our PM's, I was going to leave EMSC because I didn't think he was the cop after his bungled reveal, JC winned me over and that decision probably won us the game. Next time, we need to make sure a day thread has an odd number of players, so an even number to start. It avoids the awkward ties.
Player of the game is you DHC. And the forum itself because my last post didn't appear. I voted JC to reveal the other killer, that's all.
Everyone's a critic But there was a bit of a rush to get into (*cough, blame Manny, cough*) it. And I thought you both deserved player of the game because from what I could see, you were both flawless.
