The Hornet's Rep thread

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Today's list of likely suspects is :-

Geordie lass in the Fen
LTF
lady-eleanor
Poshminx
lamballana
ristac
andy payton's mullet
Queefer Sutherland
hornethologist a. k. a. theo
A1 Horn

and back to rep nick!

<cheers>
 
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Hornette_TID said:
Okay, i could resist no more. This is the rep thread..if you want it, this is where you can come and get it. If you don't...you can ignore this thread :). I won't be stickying it so if it slides off the board, we'll know there's no need for one on the Watford board, but while everyone is flinging it about, we might as well have one :)

Enjoy..and remember..the most important person to rep, when you can....is me ;)

<smooch>
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Well, if you want to pass it about my lovely, I could do with some red cards rescinded.
 
Next Saturday should be a cracker. I have always had a soft spot for Watford, ever since you bought John McClelland from us in the 80s, he was a cracking player for both of us. Anyway, hopefully you will get the win and Hull don't, best of luck.
 
Billy D said:
Well, if you want to pass it about my lovely, I could do with some red cards rescinded.
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monacoger said:
Next Saturday should be a cracker. I have always had a soft spot for Watford, ever since you bought John McClelland from us in the 80s, he was a cracking player for both of us. Anyway, hopefully you will get the win and Hull don't, best of luck.
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ristac said:
Nice and simple Repped:


Obi Wan
Poshminx
canary-dave
wear_yellow
Maestro
yorkshirehornet
oldfrenchhorn
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Maestro said:
Cheers Obi. Do my jugs have to appear as payment for the rep? <laugh>
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andy payton's mullet said:
Rep added to who I could.

Begrudgingly congrats on your win tonight
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Queefer Sutherland said:
Repped! :)
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hornethologist a.k.a. theo said:
There's a new joke book on Amazon by Rep, R.T.

<sorry>
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all repped and back in jail..
 
A tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own.

He wanders around, seeing the sights, occasionally stopping at a quaint British pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the locals, and have a few pints of stout.

After a while, he finds himself in a very nice neighborhood with big, stately residences...no pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and worst of all NO PUBLIC RESTROOMS.

He really, really has to go, after all those drinks. He finds a narrow side street, with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings and decides to use the wall to solve his problem.

As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a London police officer, who says, "I say, sir, you simply cannot do that here, you know."

"I'm very sorry, officer," replies the tourist, "but I really, really have to go, and I just can't find a public restroom."

"Ah, yes," said the policeman."Just follow me". He leads the tourist down a back delivery alley to a gate, which he opens.

"In there," points the policeman. "Go ahead sir, anywhere you like."

The fellow enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden he has ever seen. Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains, sculptured hedges, and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom.

Since he has the policeman's blessing, he relieves himself and feels much more comfortable. As he goes back through the gate, he says to the police officer, "That was really decent of you... is that what you call English hospitality?"

"No sir," replied the police officer, "that is what we call the French Embassy."


Now rep me!
 
My Name Is D said:
A tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own.

He wanders around, seeing the sights, occasionally stopping at a quaint British pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the locals, and have a few pints of stout.

After a while, he finds himself in a very nice neighborhood with big, stately residences...no pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and worst of all NO PUBLIC RESTROOMS.

He really, really has to go, after all those drinks. He finds a narrow side street, with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings and decides to use the wall to solve his problem.

As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a London police officer, who says, "I say, sir, you simply cannot do that here, you know."

"I'm very sorry, officer," replies the tourist, "but I really, really have to go, and I just can't find a public restroom."

"Ah, yes," said the policeman."Just follow me". He leads the tourist down a back delivery alley to a gate, which he opens.

"In there," points the policeman. "Go ahead sir, anywhere you like."

The fellow enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden he has ever seen. Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains, sculptured hedges, and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom.

Since he has the policeman's blessing, he relieves himself and feels much more comfortable. As he goes back through the gate, he says to the police officer, "That was really decent of you... is that what you call English hospitality?"

"No sir," replied the police officer, "that is what we call the French Embassy."


Now rep me!
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<laugh> i love it! And when i'm out of jail, i'm going to show you just how much! Rep on the way tomorrow :)
 
monacoger said:
Next Saturday should be a cracker. I have always had a soft spot for Watford, ever since you bought John McClelland from us in the 80s, he was a cracking player for both of us. Anyway, hopefully you will get the win and Hull don't, best of luck.
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Welcome to the board Monaco and well done to Rangers on getting past the first hurdle in your recovery this season. We had mark Falco before he went to you lot as well - and Mo Jo of course but maybe best to keep that one quiet <laugh>
 
Dan Starkey said:
Welcome to the board Monaco and well done to Rangers on getting past the first hurdle in your recovery this season. We had mark Falco before he went to you lot as well - and Mo Jo of course but maybe best to keep that one quiet <laugh>
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Cheers mate, I wasn't aware that Marc Falco played for the mighty Hornets! I remember him scoring for us against Dynamo Kiev in 1987, now we are struggling to beat East Stirling! And yeah, I'll probably not mention Mojo!
 
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