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Oldsparkey

Oldsparkey

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Something that's been on my mind for while now, and I'd like to ask our more senior members for some opinions through their experience.

As you get older, do you think you tend to get as much pleasure from a Trump as a Duck?
 
Well Sparks, the first mentioned Donald (Trump that is), he doesn't do much for me - something to do with the ridiculous haircut although he does have a very nice golf course in Scotland. Probably got a nice golf course in his hair as well.

The latter Donald is just.........................quackers.

I'll get me coat.
 
Oldsparkey said:
Something that's been on my mind for while now, and I'd like to ask our more senior members for some opinions through their experience.

As you get older, do you think you tend to get as much pleasure from a Trump as a Duck?
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You couldn't Imagine what goes through the mind of the writer of this thread, what a legend? :emoticon-0103-cool:

Need to absent myself from it though in case Minxy's about!
 
Bluey - I was thinking more about rhyming slang than the actual people.

I may be a bit obtuse for my own good sometimes...........<laugh>
 
I think a good dump is one of life's under rated peasures. One of those where you relax and it happens, no effort.

As for the other I quite like that where you relax and it happens as well.
 
Now and then I have what I refer to as a belly flutter. They usually leave you with a warm fuzzy feeling and a nice after glow. The other is more frequent compliments of a gold band...
 
Almost trumped when Charlton hit the post last night and I cant guarantee there wasnt a little ducking going on at FT
 
ITIWRAN said:
What if you need a Trump half way through a Duck Spark?

Never, never, never mix the two. :emoticon-0145-shake:emoticon-0145-shake
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<yikes> That can be very dangerous Bobby, especially if you're on the bottom (or in the bottom <laugh>). With nowhere to go, the pressure could be fatal.

On the other hand, I'll have to calculate the G force exerted by an unexpected rear thruster going off - you never know, you could gain an extra inch at the front end.

Where's the slide rule and calculator I got off Bodno from the Watford forum? - he threw it away on Tuesday..........<laugh>
 
"I'll have to calculate the G force exerted by an unexpected rear thruster going off"

Is that what they mean by a turbo charged fuel injection?
 
Can't believe this thread hasn't been closed yet on grounds of indecency, and the author arrested! :emoticon-0103-cool:

:police: Point him out to me!
 
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