"It's Oh So Quiet"

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luvgonzo said:
I don't function until I've had that but could live without the rest. <laugh>
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I don't smoke & I've not had JD for years, least of all for breakfast! But I thought it sounded good <laugh>

Anyway, what's your view on inverted nipples?
 
Big Bird said:
I don't smoke & I've not had JD for years, least of all for breakfast! But I thought it sounded good <laugh>

Anyway, what's your view on inverted nipples?
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I used to drink JD because I thought it was cool even though it tasted like crap.

Inverted nipples? Once your there you may as well have a go.
 
luvgonzo said:
I used to drink JD because I thought it was cool even though it tasted like crap.

Inverted nipples? Once your there you may as well have a go.
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I only ever drank it when I was already slaughtered & couldn't hold any more ale, so the smell now reminds me of minging hangovers & being able to taste it all the following day <headdowntoiletsmiley>

Yeah, first time I encountered them I wasn't sure whether to suck, squeeze or move on, it was a tough call for a young novice.
 
Big Bird said:
I only ever drank it when I was already slaughtered & couldn't hold any more ale, so the smell now reminds me of minging hangovers & being able to taste it all the following day <headdowntoiletsmiley>

Yeah, first time I encountered them I wasn't sure whether to suck, squeeze or move on, it was a tough call for a young novice.
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You rub gently clockwise and vigorously anti-clockwise until it wants to come out and play!
 
jonnybaws said:
You rub gently clockwise and vigorously anti-clockwise until it wants to come out and play!
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The Love God speaks.....make notes young 'uns.

Next topic - gardening - relaxing entertainment for the mature man? or a right pain in the arse, concrete the lot?
 
Big Bird said:
The Love God speaks.....make notes young 'uns.

Next topic - gardening - relaxing entertainment for the mature man? or a right pain in the arse, concrete the lot?
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Concrete no doubts can't be arsed with all this foliage, my man cave looks out onto solid patio slabs not a plant in sight unless the wife has thrown the rabitt some lettuce.
 
luvgonzo said:
Concrete no doubts can't be arsed with all this foliage, my man cave looks out onto solid patio slabs not a plant in sight unless the wife has thrown the rabitt some lettuce.
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You see, I was firmly in the concrete camp, but as the years have advanced I've recently been drawn to the glass thing I've got hidden away in my garden & I've actually been growing stuff & even worse.............enjoying it <yikes>
 
luvgonzo said:
Concrete no doubts can't be arsed with all this foliage, my man cave looks out onto solid patio slabs not a plant in sight unless the wife has thrown the rabitt some lettuce.
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Cruel batard- making the poor wabbit live on concrete.
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Don't know about inverted nippled but kitty nipples are fun.

The dog we used to have had an odd number of nippled. 4 down the right. 3 down the left. Don't know how unusual that is... always struck me as odd.
 
Nothing major... I just love hunting for nipples on my cats undersides ...

That isn't strange is it?

If it makes it any less strange... I don't suckle on them.

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