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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 26, 2011.

  1. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    think I deserve the rack , the stocks are not enough of a punishment for Hornyette
     
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  2. kiwiqpr

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    bring out the iron maiden
     
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  3. Resurgam

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    There you go H sweetheart xxxxxxx

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  4. Busy Being Headhunted

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    I prefer soft rock
     
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  5. kiwiqpr

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    seems they were a hoax

    The Iron Maiden is often associated with the Middle Ages.[1] No account of the iron maiden has been found earlier than 1793, although medieval torture devices were catalogued and reproduced during the 19th century.

    Wolfgang Schild, a professor of criminal law, criminal law history and philosophy of law at the University of Bielefeld, has argued that any known iron maidens were in fact pieced together from several artifacts found in museums, in order to create spectacular objects intended for (commercial) exhibition.[2]

    The most famous device was the iron maiden of Nuremberg, first displayed possibly as far back as 1802. The original was lost in the Allied bombing of Nuremberg in 1944. A copy "from the Royal Castle of Nuremberg", crafted for public display, was sold through J. Ichenhauser of London to the Earl of Shrewsbury in 1890, along with other torture devices, and, after being displayed at the World's Columbian Exposition, Chicago, 1893, was taken on an American tour.[3] This copy was auctioned off in the early 1960s and is now on display at the Medieval Crime Museum, Rothenburg ob der Tauber.[4]

    Historians have ascertained that Johann Philipp Siebenkees created the history of it as a hoax in 1793. According to Siebenkees' colportage, it was first used on August 14, 1515, to execute a coin forger.[5]

    The Nuremberg iron maiden was actually built in the 19th century as a probable misinterpretation of a medieval "Schandmantel" ("mantle of shame"), which was made of wood and tin but without spikes.

    The iron maiden of Nuremberg was anthropomorphic. It was probably styled after primitive "Gothic" representations of Mary, the mother of Jesus, with a cast likeness of her on the face. The "maiden" was about 7 feet (2.1 m) tall and 3 feet (0.91 m) wide, had double doors, and was big enough to contain an adult man. Inside the tomb-sized container, the iron maiden was fitted with dozens of sharp spikes. Several nineteenth century iron maidens are on display in museums around the world,[citation needed] but it is unlikely that they were ever employed. A crude copy of the Virgin of Nuremberg was found among the palace effects of Uday Hussein in Iraq.[6]

    Inspiration for the "Iron Maiden" may come from the Carthaginian execution of Marcus Atilius Regulus, as it was recorded in a passage in Tertullian's "To the Martyrs" (Chapter 4) and Augustine of Hippo's The City of God (I.15) in which the Carthaginians "packed him into a tight wooden box, spiked with sharp nails on all sides, so that he could not lean in any direction without being pierced",[7] or by the account of Nabis of Sparta's deadly statue of his wife, the Apega.
     
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  6. Busy Being Headhunted

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    leave it out Kiwi, next you will be telling us that dracula and frankenstein were hoaxes as well <doh>
     
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    not sure adout Dracula but Frankenstein was real
    I even saw a movie on it once
     
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  8. Busy Being Headhunted

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    i'm not sure about Dracula either but I know quite a few CoUNTS
     
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  9. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Morning all! soon be rep time
     
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  10. lamby

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    all repped!
     
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  11. Busy Being Headhunted

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    hi lamballana and thanks for repping me and Hornyette <applause>
     
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    a little bit of rep for H...... I talk to Hoops on another thread and he just didn't seem the type to neg rep <yikes>
     
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  13. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Hi Gimme! Just noticed its Minxy v H today. Big game for both ladies!
     
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    Morning Lamb .... I've got the beer :D
     
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    Both Minxy and H are big game girls :D
     
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  16. Busy Being Headhunted

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    i'm halfway through a can of beer now
     
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  17. lamby

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    Morning Minxy! I've got the wine so we are sorted!<magic>
     
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  18. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Bit early Gimme or is it a bit late!
     
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    Cheeky bugger :D

    Love lots of the Watford fans on here .... but may not be talking to them tonight :(
     
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  20. Busy Being Headhunted

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    I finished work at 6:00 so a beer is nice :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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