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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    are you insured for sex? make sure you get the correct cover for the sex you are having, please find a list below catering for most tastes

    sex with your wife--legal and general

    sex on the telephone--direct line

    sex with your partner--standard life

    sex with someone different--go compare

    sex with a fat bird--more than

    sex on the back seat of a car--sheila's wheels

    sex with a transvestite--confused.com

    sex with a prostitue--compare the market

    sex with a dog--essential.com
     
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  2. Not_cricket

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    What about no sex
     
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  3. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    The local slapper - One Stop Travel
    Sex with yourself - Virgin Travel Insurance
    Sex with a split condom - Weddingplan Insurance
    Sex with Asamoah Gyan - EasyJet
    Sex with a Bobbit - Endsleigh
     
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  4. safc73

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    sex with a certain well known footballer with a black strip over his eyes..........easy money.com
     
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  5. Commachio

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    <laugh>
     
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    sex for premature ejaculators&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.easy cum.com
     
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  7. bigger_chris

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    this thread is in no way football related
     
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  8. Commachio

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    you are no way human related, if you don't like it just don't read it, or basically just **** off.
     
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  9. safc73

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    sex with BC.......SAS.com (in and out and they never even notice)
     
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  10. bigger_chris

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    i just feel this is a football related board, other comments should not be made
     
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  11. DaveySAFC

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    To be fair BC I dont think anybody really cares if you dont like it dont read it simples..
     
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  12. bigger_chris

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    nobody asked you anyway
     
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  13. Commachio

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    your comments should not be made, as your full of ****, flash
     
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  14. DaveySAFC

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    Remember BC, JESUS loves you but everyone else thinks you're an idiot.
     
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  15. bigger_chris

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    i dont believe in any form of jesus
     
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    Norway Well-Known Member

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    :emoticon-0100-
    :emoticon-0100-smile:emoticon-0100-smile:emoticon-0100-smile
     
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  17. Shameless

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    Who the **** asked you?
     
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  18. jerseymackem

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    <laugh>
     
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  19. bigger_chris

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    erm i have correct information, unlike the rest
     
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  20. Commachio

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    ok flash
     
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