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District Line said:
There is more chance of a Black Lesbian becoming the next Pope
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Naming a Black Lesbian pope would be genius.

"When asked how they could contravene two of the most established rules in Catholicism, the conclave spokesman said, 'We just came to our senses all of a sudden. We realized we'd been complete twats, and it was time to start acting like reasonable human beings.'"
 
redwhiteandermblue said:
Naming a Black Lesbian pope would be genius.

"When asked how they could contravene two of the most established rules in Catholicism, the conclave spokesman said, 'We just came to our senses all of a sudden. We realized we'd been complete twats, and it was time to start acting like reasonable human beings.'"
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....said the twitter announcement
 
Reports say that the assorted cardinals stopped deciding a new Pope last night in order to watch the Barca/Milan game. It took a couple of millennia, but finally they have their priorities in order!

It's also been noted that the last three times a new Pope was being chosen, Barca won their game 4-0. Now, if you want to talk about match-fixing...
 
humanbeingincroydon said:
Reports say that the assorted cardinals stopped deciding a new Pope last night in order to watch the Barca/Milan game. It took a couple of millennia, but finally they have their priorities in order!

It's also been noted that the last three times a new Pope was being chosen, Barca won their game 4-0. Now, if you want to talk about match-fixing...
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If Belusconi had walked out wearing the pontifs attire I would have definitely screamed 'fix'.
However, its looks like they've elected an Argentinian kiddie fiddler this time, talk about the 'hand of god'.
 
I know Luke but stranger things have happened. Arsenal could score again from a mistake or a fluky goal and then Bayern would get really nervous.
Doomsday scenario they produce the mother of all comebacks tonight and then Inter Milan do tomorrow!
 
Fair play to The Goons, they've gone for it. Bayern started off very complacent - dare I say, arrogant. Now they just look subdued. I suppose they know that the object is to just get through. Crowd not happy though.
 
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