I still want to, I'm hoping to be told to play. In a non 'i don't really mean this, you'd better not' cryptic way. Need a game. ****ing need it.
If she says it, you know it's actually a test.. If you go through with it I recommend some flowers from the esso garage.. You may even get to see that fit bird that works there.. I actually found her on Facebook .. Well tidy.
It's shell! There's an orchid and a big bunch of tulips sitting not two feet from me on the dining room table right now so all in hand. If I did need them though, as I'm in charge of three kids at this time, how would you propose I nip out to the garage?
I'm referring to the point where you have adorned her with flowers then she says 'go on, go play golf' you know she won't mean it. So if you choose to accept the mission some additional present / prize will be needed. Whether it be a box of milk tray or some garage bought tulips you will require an additional gift of some description.
I'm thinking now mind that I deserve this game of golf. Put it this way, the house no longer looks like its been burgled. All three kids are sleeping, one right next to me in my bed as he 'couldn't sleep' so I had to come up with him. Both dogs, **** knows why I am lumbered with them tonight the mithering bloody hounds, are asleep downstairs and the kitchen is spotless. Added to that the previously mentioned flowers and that I've kept it down to one beer I reckon 18 in the morning is fully warrented given she's been out all evening and still is. Golf it is then.
The missus works here. It's the oil and gas capital of Europe apparently. And we have a big house with a sea view, which means we can see the two metre high waves sweeping in off the North Sea to knock the beachfront B&B over. Again My little one tries that at times. The missus falls for it, I just tell her to go to bed and try really hard not to sleep. She drops off in about five minutes.
No, I just decided to do the right thing and have moped round the house with face like a slapped arse all morning! Got the winter pairs semi final next week and am going to be massively under cooked. Needed to play today, will have to try to wangle both days next weekend, the match is Sunday. Range in the week.
I'm not looking forward to this being the fair weather player that I am. It's cold and windy. The course has lots of water. I have a box of new titliest balls which I'm debating not using for fear of losing them.
Kwik Fit. I was five minutes late for my MOT this morning cos I was getting my daughter ready for nursery. Apparently that makes it too late cos it will then have some knock on effect which will destroy the universe. So I've had to rebook the damn thing. Also popup internet adverts. Can't a man watch some pirate internet streams without being asked if I "want to **** a slag from London" every five minutes? When what I actually want to do is find the person who created that advert and **** them with two by four until they scream in pain and promise they will never do it again.
Download adblock. Removes all those ****ty pop up ads on streams and also youtube which is a bonus. Free and takes about 2 secs to install
