Even the way the poll is worded shows bias in favour of one option over the other.
A little ridiculous North if you don't mind me saying.
A little ridiculous North if you don't mind me saying.
Ah, it is a vanity thing, then.
How did we ever manage in the time before "QPR entertainment" was available on't 'net?
If I can cast my mind back that far it was: Shoot magazine, Match Weekly, Football Weekly News, Football Focus, MotD, The Big Match, Saint & Greavsie, Sportsnight, the sports slots at the end of the news bulletins and the back pages of the daily press. Oh, and from simply talking and listening (using these things called a mouth and a pair of ears) to other footie mad chums. It was all timely enough in them thar days, eh?
Whenever Smiffy told me some soccer titbit, I used to hot-tail it over to Strangely Brown on my Raleigh Chopper and tell him that Smiffy had a hot piece of footie news.
"What is it?" Strangely Brown would ask me eagerly.
"I'm not allowed to say", I would reply,"but here's his telephone number and his home address. Best ask him yourself. I think he'd be a bit upset if I simply told you. But he'd get a real kick if half of Bash Street were to tap on his door for the news".
"Isn't it enough that you've given him a namecheck?" Brown would quiz.
"No", I would sigh,"you've got to go and give him a rub personally."
Even the way the poll is worded shows bias in favour of one option over the other.
A little ridiculous North if you don't mind me saying.
A little ridiculous North if you don't mind me saying.
Not at all. Wouldn't expect anything less from you, you're one the main culprits.
You've copied and pasted far more stuff than I ever have mate.
When you were Mod you were at it every day!
I can't believe so many voted, that it's OK .![]()
Nice to see you are back, You are the real star of this comic ... in fact Not606 has replaced the beano or Viz ... there's a quick creative brief for the Shakespeares on here:
Who is who? in this brilliant online comic
I wouldn't be surprised if there's a protest vote in there against the biased wording of the poll. When people are being asked to vote for something, ofttimes they'll rebel if they feel one side is being elevated to the detriment of the other. These things often backfire North. You might have had a better outcome if you were more impartial when constructing this poll.
You probably didn't mean it though to be fair. You'll know for the next time.

It's a long time since I've read Viz, but Swords is definitely Biffa Bacon (looks hard but gets beaten up a lot) and you my friend bear an occasional resemblance to Roger Irrelevant. Wibble.
Multiple candidates for Terry ****witt.
Ah, so this is slowly becoming the ripping off unfeasibly large testicles thread; I'm out of here.I have unfeasibly large testicles. Beth is really Big Vern.
Ah, so this is slowly becoming the ripping off unfeasibly large testicles thread; I'm out of here.
Blimey I must remember to stop taking the sleeping tablets and read this ****e instead.......cuckoooo![]()
Blimey I must remember to stop taking the sleeping tablets and read this ****e instead.......cuckoooo![]()
I see Terry has arrived.
I see Terry has arrived.
Blimey I must remember to stop taking the sleeping tablets and read this ****e instead.......cuckoooo![]()
I see Terry has arrived.