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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 26, 2011.

  1. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    poor Hornyette
    and you have been punished by losing your awards
     
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  2. Hornette_TID

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    lol i know....poor me!
     
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  3. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    If I find out who's stolen it, I'll rip their head off!

    <grr> <laugh>
     
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  4. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Should I be worried?
     
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  5. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    Can a Canary behead a Magpie?

    <laugh>
     
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  6. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Hope if your team do come up it wont be a rearranged game that gets played on a Friday.
     
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  7. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    it was naughty Brucie that nicked it
     
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  8. Agent Bruce

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    I wouldn't harm a canary, but that nasty gimmethickerhoops looks the kind that would.

    I'd be very wary of him if I was you and wouldn't let him get too close to you.
     
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  9. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    He's just a big pussycat!

    <whistle>
     
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  10. Busy Being Headhunted

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  11. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    A big bad puddy tat at that.

    See pic above. Are you worried?
     
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  12. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    H. H. Help H, he's trying to eat me!

    <wah><wah>
     
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  13. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    And so endeth the story of Romeo and Juliet, or at least canary-dave and H.

    But the good thing is that H went on to live a full and happy life in a new neighbourhood.
     
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  14. Is Vic there?

    Is Vic there? Top Tipster

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    It's a bit lonely on here when you've ran out of juice ! <laugh>
     
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  15. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    My lovely H would never desert me! I have no fear, our love will last until the day after forever! :emoticon-0115-inlov:emoticon-0115-inlov

    :emoticon-0152-heart:emoticon-0152-heart:emoticon-0152-heart:emoticon-0152-heart:emoticon-0152-heart:emoticon-0152-heart:emoticon-0152-heart
     
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  16. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    Anyone for a bit of crackling????

    please log in to view this image
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Afternoon boys and girls.
    What's black and white and read all over?

    A Panda with a copy of the times stapled to it's fur.
     
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  18. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    She might not desert you, but you couldn't expect her to mourn forever. She'd have to pick the pieces of her life up and move on.
     
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  19. canary-dave

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    Hi ACS, sounds like you're bearing up!

    ;)
     
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  20. Busy Being Headhunted

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    so cute
    I love suckling pig
     
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