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The Chief said:
Just had it again at the supermarket.

Loading my goods onto the conveyor, the woman behind practically has her nose in my shoulder blades she was so desperate to get her stuff on there. Did feel like giving a very swift and hard backward movement with my right elbow 'by accident' but thought better of it, last thing I need is some bint with a fractured eye socket on my hands.

Now, if it had been a bloke.............
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You should have got a bit of elbow tit off her
 
I'd like to put Spurs fans in room 101.

Seemingly Bale is better now than Giggs has ever been <doh>
 
That's because he is about 80 and lots of people weren't born when he was in his prime.

I still think that goal against arsenal in the cup was his best ever.
 
Ray winstone. He's a ****.

Those bet365 adverts really piss me off. As do most of the betting website adverts.

Paddy Mcguinness I'd like to see him knee capped live on tv. Then have tar poured over him the unfunny twat.
 
returnofthesweatband said:
Ray winstone. He's a ****.

Those bet365 adverts really piss me off. As do most of the betting website adverts.

Paddy Mcguinness I'd like to see him knee capped live on tv. Then have tar poured over him the unfunny twat.
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Agree with the betting ones in general, but I do quite like the Ladbrokes ones with Kamara. "KAMMY! WHY YOU TALK ABOUT THIS? FOOTBALL IS ON!!!"
 
returnofthesweatband said:
Ray winstone. He's a ****.

Those bet365 adverts really piss me off. As do most of the betting website adverts.

Paddy Mcguinness I'd like to see him knee capped live on tv. Then have tar poured over him the unfunny twat.
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Did you not think Ray Winstone was great playing Henry vIII? ****ing useless, stereotypical cockerney arsewipe. And no, I wouldn't say that to his face <laugh>
 
STV.

****ing Scottish television ****s. Not only do they have to have their own channel with it's own name, just to prove how different they are, but instead of showing Utd - Chelsea tomorrow they are going to show Lewis or some other such rancid bullshit. Just cos their own teams are all ****e doesn't mean they have to bar everyone else from watching good football <grr>

ITV player it is then...
 
Being dragged out when you don't want to go out..

I was already not in the best of moods.. Being dragged out an made to feel guilty into going out is a recipe for disaster. I'm about to hit a few shots of tequila then I expect the night to go down hill rapidly as the booze enhances my bad mood.
 
Golf free weekends.

Walked in at half six after working all day, well being at work anyway, to a house that looked like a combination of being burgled and the Marie Celeste and one harassed girlfriend about to go out.
All three kids under the weather too, thinking maybe I shouldn't slope off to play golf in the morning as it's mothers day.

<doh>
 
Meant to play golf tomorrow. Though its also meant to be freezing and snowing here. If that is the case I won't be bothering.
 
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