Rival watch

Feckin' cheek!!!!

 

Hang on...and just how can anyone here see into my boxers!

 

Pecker contest, is it?? I'd better get used to the colour red!!

 

I remember a keeper once, he was one of those almost rotund types, and was unfortunately blessed with a bit of a mushroom, which much the same as all good dressing rooms got subjected to a bit of ridicule!, but his comeback was spot on.

"yeah whatever" he said " its been in quite a few guts though...but now it spends most of its time trying to disappear into mine!"

 

Used to play football with a guy who, lets just say was well endowed. New teammate followed him into the showers after a game and came out a few moments later looking rather shaken.
'Jeez - thought the thing was a bloody elephants trunk so offered it a bun - and the damn thing took it'!!

 

Prague have an away goal. Didn't see that coming.
Chelsea should still easily progress, though.

 

Hoping that one goes to extra-time, get some mileage on the chavvies legs.

 

They should easily have held on when 2-0 up against Southampton and Reading

 

Had to say, this made me laugh on Twitter

 

i think we would win the league if we had Suarez.

 

If Tevez leaves City in the summer, I wonder if they'll go in for Suarez?

 

I think I'd be a millionaire if I bought a lottery ticket

 

I could have an omelette if I had any eggs.

 

unless Toress chose the numbers for you.

 

Jammy Chelsea bastards.

 

you know we are going to meet them and dump them out

 

Not over 2 legs.

 

Left it later than you lot

 

have some faith..im sure chelsea wont lose it in the first leg alone.

 

Hey, the longer it keeps your mate at Stamford Bridge the better, as far as I'm concerned!

Torres = Suarez + Sturridge + £15m. Not looking like a great piece of business right now, eh?