Off Topic The Rep Brothel

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Maestro said:
Tonight's team sheet:

enricky
Oldfrenchhorn
yorkshirehornet
Cove
Gerrez
Ron
GTH
Poshminx
astroturfnut
AB - - - - - Number 9 shirt


Due to an excess amount of juggery pokery earlier in the evening and breaking the club curfew, a certain player will now be fined the maximum the club can, and is duly sentenced to 2 days on the Mackem board.
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I've only just seen this! :(

No rep? OK so I've learned my lesson, sorry boss.
Maximum fine? OK, I guess I have to take it on the chin - and the wallet! I've learned my lesson, sorry boss.
2 days on the Mackem board? Wh..wh..wha..what..did I do to deserve THAT! Pease boss, not that. I'll never do it again. Honest. Please, not the Mackem board. No more jugs for me before match day. PLEASE,
 
Obi Wan said:
I've only just seen this! :(

No rep? OK so I've learned my lesson, sorry boss.
Maximum fine? OK, I guess I have to take it on the chin - and the wallet! I've learned my lesson, sorry boss.
2 days on the Mackem board? Wh..wh..wha..what..did I do to deserve THAT! Pease boss, not that. I'll never do it again. Honest. Please, not the Mackem board. No more jugs for me before match day. PLEASE,
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OK> We will say no more on the matter, as long as you have learned your lesson.
 
Agent Bruce said:
Still think a smack on the back of the hand with a rule is the best cure.

Helps to remind the naughty boys to behave that little bit better.
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Or a night in Minxy's torture chamber. That would REALLY teach me a lesson I'd never forget and would be a worthy punishment. To make up for last night's misdemeanour I shall regretfully volunteer to attend the chamber for the next 7 nights to prove how much I love being part of Maestro's team and to demonstrate my commitment to all in the rep brothel. It will be a severe punishment, but one I am prepared to endure for the good of the team.
 
Obi Wan said:
Or a night in Minxy's torture chamber. That would REALLY teach me a lesson I'd never forget and would be a worthy punishment. To make up for last night's misdemeanour I shall regretfully volunteer to attend the chamber for the next 7 nights to prove how much I love being part of Maestro's team and to demonstrate my commitment to all in the rep brothel. It will be a severe punishment, but one I am prepared to endure for the good of the team.
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That's a punishment for the management only
 
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