I know you are on the wind up, but the 4 games against the 2 Milan clubs would make excellent viewing. Although I might fast forward through 3/4 of the first game against Inter.
Haig, have you got a spare quid (and locking hub caps) http://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/homes-liverpool-sale-1-102112649.html
Haig? War crimes and all that? Don't get me started. Or are you professing your thoughts that there is only one god? Hoddle A is god. (dunno what the A stands for. Asshole probably)
Doesn`t make any sence, it say`s in Istanbul we won it five times, that would make it nine in total, your`e not Madrid you know.
The clever thing to do (thinking as a Londoner), would be to buy five houses for a fiver, and then hire Scouse labour to do them up for you. I'm sure that there are Mouser brickies, sparkies, and chippies out there who are desperate for the work, even if it does mean earning less than minimum wage. Some of them might even work for food and beer. Then, you could rent the finished houses back to the local Mousers for slightly-above market rent, and make an absolute killing. No unemployed, though. I don't want the likes of Joey Boswell moving into one of my houses.
Now, now, Gaffe! You're letting your annoyance colour your thinking, here. My message is a hard one, but remember it is only a message. Hate the message, love the man. After all, if you cut me, do I not bleed?
Wouldn't work mate. Yes there are plenty of mouse 'tradesmen' but as soon as you turned your back they would down tools and open a crack house. If they did do any work it would be on the bedrooms first so they could bring along their kid sisters and open a brothel. The 'kitchen' would be geared up to smelt hub caps and there would be a hydroponic set-up in the basement so they can farm cannabis. You'd soon be nicked for keeping a disorderly house (not that it would be any different from any other house in mouseland, but because you are a 'suutherner') and, in fear of you moving in and taking over their business, the local magistrates would sentence you to 100 hours community service (standing in the Kop for every home match for the next 3 seasons). A fate worse than death.
Wise words, deedub93. I hadn't taken any of that into consideration. If I did go ahead with this project, I'd definitely hire a couple of lads (from outside the area) to supervise works, 24-7.
