MASTERS OF THE LEAGUE
(with apologies to all those who love Les Miserables – and by that I don’t mean Gooner fans)
Here come the Spurs
From White Hart Lane,
Happy to be just
Winning again.
As for the rest
Strutting their stuff
Doing their best,
But that’s not enough.
Seldom do you see
Entertaining teams
Like Spurs when they’re on song
And we’ll be, it seems….
Down at Upton Park –
Blimey! What a lark!
Ready to be friendly
But we’ll make our mark!
Give the ball to Bale
And he’s sure to score
Tottenham appreciate
A score of four…
Glad to come and beat the Hammers –
In their East End paradise –
And we cannot stop from laughin’
At the grumpy face of Allardyce!

Spurs are gonna score
Surely more than one
Maybe have a bevvy
When the match is done!
Holtby scores his first
Lennon gets one too,
And the mighty Moussa
Gets the one he’s due!
Everybody has a knees-up

Everybody does a jig

Bale scores – he knows it pleases!
Jesus! now the Spurs are lookin’ big!
Masters of the league
Still we’re movin’ up
Even though we’ve buggered up
The FA Cup!
Benny does his tricks,

Dawson’s solid rock,

Scotty bounces back up when he takes a knock……….

Yes the Irons might beat us one day
When our glory days are done
But when we play on Monday,
Jesus! Won’t we skin ‘em four to one!
Prediction: West Ham 1 Spurs 4
Scorers: Holtby, Lennon, Dembele, Bale

Cheers, Spurf!