Groundhog Day

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this site aint good for weed smokers i can tell ya>>>>>im not sure wether im coming,going or been lately
 
There was a young man from Kent
Whose tool was extremely bent
On night in a flurry
He tried to get home in a hurry
And instead of coming, he went.
 
A football supporter from Leeds
Swallowed a packet of seeds
Blades of grass
Shot from his arse
And his bollucks were covered in weeds
 
There was a queer in Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room
They argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what and with what to whom

Boom boom
 
A dear old lady we knew
Was dozing one day in the pew
When the vicar.cried SIN
She cried 'count me in
As soon as the preaching is through'
 
A lot of people seem to be confident we'll beat leeds 1-0 today with fraizer campbell coming on to score the winner. Feels like we played them yesterday....