Half time team talk...................again

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HorsleyHillCat

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Well here we are again, I'll ask the question I asked a couple of weeks ago, what is being said at the half-time tewam talk, not a bad first half, threw it away, again, in the second half, so what's being said, by who, to who:(
 
Well here we are again, I'll ask the question I asked a couple of weeks ago, what is being said at the half-time tewam talk, not a bad first half, threw it away, again, in the second half, so what's being said, by who, to who:(

mensah - bruce

howay gaffer, i'm fooking knackered like man,

them ****s are better than ma u like, i'm beein run ragged man,

that ****ing fletcher, i swear he's ****ing rooney in disgise,

gis ten minutes and tak is off like,

this is ****e am ganin home to ghana, and im not cumin back
 
8 full internationals in the starting 11 and we still can't play for 90 mins,something is seriously wrong somewhere.
 
Well here we are again, I'll ask the question I asked a couple of weeks ago, what is being said at the half-time tewam talk, not a bad first half, threw it away, again, in the second half, so what's being said, by who, to who:(

Bruce - "ok lads. We've got a trip to the capital next week, good food, beer and a trip to a lapdancing club if we beat West Ham". "I'll throw in a bit of siteseeing too if you can keep out of trouble in the second half, so here's what I want you to do....."

I don't want to see any more injuries in the second half, so get them boots off and put your ballet shoes on so that you can dance your way out of trouble." "I don't want to see anyone jumping for the ball in case you get a bruise ok?" "I also don't want to see you looking like thugs with black eyes and cuts from getting stuck into Wolves, so stay clear of any confrontation with their players"

"One last thing Mig", "Don't forget to say thank you, when someone picks the ball from out of your net and gives it to you" "We're not animals, we have good manners, because we are Sunderland" We always like to give visiting teams gifts, like 3 points, for instance"