Roy Rogers rode into town. He tied Trigger to the post, went up behind him, lifted his tail and kissed his arse. A guy shouts out "Hey Roy, watcha doin' that for?" "Chapped lips!" shouts Roy. "Does it cure 'em?". asks the guy "No" replies Roy, "but it stops me lickin' 'em!"
Roy Rogers rode into town. He tied Trigger to the post, went up behind him, lifted his tail and kissed his arse. A guy shouts out "Hey Roy, watcha doin' that for?" "Chapped lips!" shouts Roy. "Does it cure 'em?". asks the guy "No" replies Roy, "but it stops me lickin' 'em!"