What an amazing coincidence! Just finished writing this masterpiece (?), then I clock in to the Prediction League thread,

and you've just made the same prediction I'd prepared, TID!!!!!! Sorry if it looks as if I'm copying, but I decided on the scoreline a couple of days ago. I think they'll come at us hell for leather, bent (no, sit down Darren!) on revenge. They'll leave gaps at the back which our speedy counter-attacks will exploit. We'll be 4-1 up with 20 mins to go. Then AVB will bring on Siggy Stardust for Lennon and Parker for Defoe, we'll pull back twenty yards, and Man U will score two......... and Rooney will miss a penalty for the eleventh time! Phew! Anyway, here's this week's ditty:
"Oh My God"
(with apologies to the Kaiser Chiefs)
Time on their side that will never end
The most nerve-wracking time is when we defend!
But you play in a shirt with your name tag on it
Donât fall apart like a team moronic
It don't matter to me
'Cos all Iâm wanting to see
Is at White Hart Lane right here
Something more familiar
No more time for looking the past up
We didn't do well before and we messed up!
(Now) Half the team in their early twenties
Hoping theyâve got enough compos mentis
It don't matter to me
'Cos all Iâm wanting to see
Is at White Hart Lane right here
Something more familiar
Oh my god I can't believe it
We never beat Man U away from home
And oh my god I can't believe it
We just beat Man U away from home
And oh my god I can't believe it
Weâve beaten Man U away from home
And oh my god letâs just believe it
Weâre gonna beat Man U again at home
Great players now win greater glory
The only thing growing is our history:
Walker scores, he'll be right back up again
In comes Vertonghen with a powered up slambam
One for Jermaine Defoe
And then one for Sandro
Itâs a couple of goals right here
Sounding more familiar
Oh my god I can't believe it
We never beat Man U away from home
And oh my god I can't believe it
We just beat Man U away from home
And oh my god I can't believe it
Weâve beaten Man U away from home
And oh my god letâs just believe it
Weâre gonna beat Man U again at home
Prediction: Spurs 4 Man Utd 3
Scorers: Walker, Vertonghen, Defoe, Sandro
Cheers, Spurf and TillIDie

