jersey wants a shag
Don't take it out of me, just because you found out Osca was cheating on you for the bitch up the road...
I would smother it on my chest and wear it like a badge of honour.
I would rub it into my hair and call it sham poo.

I'd blend it with fruit and call it a poothie
Yeh - well I'd drink it and and and throw up probably.
Yeh - well I'd drink it and and and throw up probably.
I'd drink what you threw up.
If he were a Newcastle player, and I'm not wumming here, I'd be over the moon if he left for ~ã8m. He isn't even worth that.
You guys could easily attract a better player in his position. Most overrated player in the Premiership
More importantly, Imogen Thomas.
How far would you go with her **** for a bit of a frisk....
Thinking about it, I'd play it central midfield, thus allowing Jordan to play wide right. Then we really could say our midfield is ****.
Imogen Thomas is an airhead and a total slut, why didn't you guys pick someone with at least a touch of class to drool over
But welsh hotties **** can't play football.
Keep it realistic man haway!